Depressed over CD sales slump, MJ decides to rent himself out to overly maternalistic women. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Wildon does his best MJ impersonation to get the attention he missed as a child. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Mom's better than an ex-wife any day. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Bedwetting therapy involves regression. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Peter Pan syndrome has Michael bedridden. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Billy Jean's revenge. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	The final plastic surgery procedure now makes him 100% plastic. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Robbing the cradle - the tables are finally turned. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	This lady is trying to tickle me,But what she is really doing is blocking the blood to my brain through my juggler vein and it is making me alittle dizzy. DL - S from WI
	Jackson thinking: This is Internet Surveillance,Everybody knows what everybody is thinking and what they are doing.Now with this women yelling at me,they know what she is saying to me too.It's just amazing man! DL - S from WI
	You did it agian, didn't you?You sold Boy George drugs and got him put in Jail.I can tell because of the smirk on your face.I also know you have been jealous of him for a long time and that's why you did it again! DL - S from WI
	Jackson I like your thriller song,But I love that new song I RUN FOR LIFE!by Malisa E...IT Rocks!!!You go Girl!!! DL - S form WI
	Come on guy's!she was only funning,I have heard so much from her I am just ignoring her now too!But as you can see some of them jokes she said about me are funny anyway!Do you see that smirk I have on my face?That proves it don't you think?I told you to stop that stuff you are doing I won't tell you again...I also ignore the bi#$@RH yelling at me too,she is so much like the neighbors dog barking all the time! DL - S from WI
	I think they are mad at DL for shooting them down, with the last caption,It was taken but can not be seen..You naughty girl! DL - S from WI
	Baby Jackson!They got your whorl finger prints and DNA,AIN,AVL,and keep a full report at the JMSs and especially at the NCIC and you can get the information through the CTA too!They got your # man! DL - S from WI
	Sorry Dennis, but Amy wont give up her hub-caps wildon
	No changing will happen here Doll! DL - S form WI
	SO!If the sand sifts, I can find the pennies, quarters and dimes better!I think of it this way! I won't have to dig down farther to get them! DL - S from WI
	Baby Jackson! You better cut that out! Wildon is abbreviating all the stuff you do, so you don't know what he means and then you are going to go to prison again, because of the national law authority!It's a crime boy! DL - S form WI
	Come now it's time to change our undies, I'll exchange with Peggy, Wildon will change with PR and Ponytayl can exchange with JWD and Diane can change with... wildon
	Diane, These are the Days of Our Lives...Too bad the sand has sifted. Wildon
	Beastie Boy? No I'm Dave
	Wait a minut before you yell again,I would like to put a suit on and then we can pretend like we are in court again! DL - S from WI
	The guy who is not with brook on the Bald and Beautiful is one hot man!I also like the boat he has! DL - S from WI
	because! because! because! Darn spelling!I still can do the cool dance steps though! DL - S from WI
	I know a person who say's Ponytae,He is an archeology guy who deals with rocks! I like that becusae I love rock music and do some cool dance steps! DL - S from WI
	Sorry Doll, I'm more the Bald and the Beautiful type. wildon
	Jackson saying with his smile:Wildon.. Who are you man?Did you know a certain person here,is trying to figure out who you are?The lady up here does not want me to tell that certain person, since we have your records and we can find out by looking yours up and then we can let her know.So spill before I do it, you cute! DL - S from WI
	Camilla wake up dear, it's time to get up and pull little Helen's pony tayl. wildon
	Listen you little twerp!You have two hole's!Your big mouth and everyone knows your an a$%$# hole too!Wait a Minuit there are three,because your also a stinker! DL - S from WI
	I was horrified, after I found out what they did to my face and what it looked like after they took off the bandages from my surgery,Yes!You are ugly! but don't forget how much money you made when you wrote the song thriller and it was about your ugly face.Jackson smiling and thinking: Thats right man... I'm rolling in the bucks now! DL - S from WI
	"I've seen it every day since you were born, and just between you and me, it's not such a thriller!" U Geyser Goode - Pratt Falls
	Hush, little baby, don't say a word, celebrity justice is absurd. Pia Doublestream - Yellow River
	JWD hasn't been eard from since they announced the 340M$ lottery winner, do you think...know I must be dreaming. wildon
	Wildon has been watching to much Young and the Restless and is thinking in the gutter again. DL - S from WI
	Oh yes,all this yelling is making me think of Wildon and I can't wait to be with him. DL - S from WI
	Ok Jackson, do you see something funny about this?I got that feeling it's the FBI also!How do they do that? DL - S from WI
	Yo! Adrian. wildon
	Would you believe it Frank still isn't back from Jackson's Hole. Love Ya Diane
	D.L. is here, her husband isn't back from JACKSON HOLE, wyoming and she wants to know if you've seen him. wildon - Proud of this one are we?
	You are beginning to turn peoples' heads, No more playing with Fr. Damien for you. George M.
	It's nice of you to offer to sing with the Albany Youth Symphony, but they aren't accepting any overtures right now. George M.
	The reason they call you bucket face is because you are looking a little pail. George M.
	Mike I see that hickey, now it will be in all the papers that Frank gave you a STD. George M.
	Mike the neighbors are getting suspicious you are beginning to talk with a Wisconsin accent. George M.
	Mike the Grocery boy wants to know if you want paper or plastic? George M.
	DL you and Wildon are beginning to scare me. George M.
	One more thing!The diaper hat man taught us how to train duke, our dog,on how to use these smelling technics.The daiper hat man learned his ideas from UFO technology. DL - S from WI
	I hear you spray houses with cover up good smelly sprays,hoping no one will know you where around...KNOW THIS BUDDY! We have UFO technology that can smell you from anywhere using any cover up spray ..ect!!You can not move anywhere without a trace!PERIOD! DL - S from WI
	I may be a desperate house wife!but you know this!My dog duke is trained just to know you and he is a hound that will not give up and he has friends too!So go ahead,make my dogs day! DL - S from WI
	Jackson thinking:WOW!A desperate house wife..I wonder if she has some little boys? DL - S from WI
	Miss Elayne said from now on you're to keep an umbrella over your head when you go outdoors. Rain is not your friend. Anita Whiffa Febreze
	No! My son can not sleep with you!not even on the floor! DL - S from WI
	I do not use my nose like a scent hound for criminls,the ones I look for, are younger. DL - S from WI
	I am sorry,but you can not leave your prison cell for anything son and Bush said he will not give you that diaper hat either!So get used to it forever! DL - S from WI
	Is it true,that your new nose can be used like a scent hound uses their noses, for catching criminals? DL - S from WI
	You b&^%$#H! You can not change the fact, that I look better then you! DL - S from WI
	My! what soft skin you have!Hey wait a minut! Youv'e been useing my face cream haven't you little thug? DL - S from WI
	Jackson baby thinking: Get lost lady and go get a pickle and try that! DL - F from WI
	That GIO Joke is KILLING me!Oh my God!That was funny! DL - S from WI
	"I have never seen a baby with plastic surgery before." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"Is Wildon still bothering you under the covers?" Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"Good morning Michael. Do you want to play with your naked G.I. Joes and watch Mr. Rogers?" Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"Don't be shy baby Michael, it's easy as ABC." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	Someday you are really going to screw up good and the law will get you and that will be the line and then you will be doing your Jackson dance routines in jail! DL - S from WI
	"Oh Mikey, you feel hot. I better get the rectal thermometer." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	If you just stay still,I will remove that big snot! DL - S form WI
	Jackson thinking: No-way dear!Wildon said it was wonderful! DL - S from WI
	"It's past your bed time Mikey, the little hand is touching the big hand." Duckboy - I rule land
	I know you have been with Wildon,One of your glove's is still stuck partly up his butt and hanging from his shorts.Those days are supposed to be over with!So cut it out! DL - S from WI
	If you don't stop logging onto those caption contest web sites, there's no telling what mental issues you'll have when you grow up. Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC
	Huuuum?....Most kids THROW UP when I stick my finger down their throat. Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC
	What your Dad said about me subconsciously encouraging you to molest children in you adult years is a bunch of CRAP. Now just suck on my finger Michael and go to sleep. Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC
	Okay, the Doctor says there IS such a thing as 'Gender Identity Disorder', but this CACASSIUN thing has to stop. Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC
	I told you that mask will scare only the little children. Now, if you put your O.J. Simpson mask on, I'll let you go trick or treating in the high class white neighborhood. . Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC
	I promise never to dangle you over the railing again. Sweet dreams. Amy
	Shhhhh....if you have trouble falling asleep, I'm gonna rock with you. Amy
	This has been a big day for you! You learned to moon walk. Amy
	"Now, nighty-night...and off to Neverland you go." msquanna
	Jackson Five? I thought Lincoln was on the Five said DL INQUISITIVLY. wildon
	Momma said "Even if I DO have thyroid problems, you should give me five hundred dollars because I'm only ten years old". Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC
	Some day you will THANK me for entering you in the 'Reality Baby Makeover'. Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC
	Run over by a golf ball, I betcha Peggy was driving. wildon
	"I know it's gonna be a nightmare...but I'm sure you'll get over being breast-fed!" David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA
	"I don't think it will shock your fans that you're now only 24 inches tall...they got used to everything else!" David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA
	"Even worse news, Mr. Jackson: your pet monkey just got run over by a golf ball!" David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA
	"Don't fret sir, just remember... good things come in small packages!" David Winger - Woodland HIlls, CA
	"No wonder you're so tired. You were moonwalking, again, last night." msquanna
	"Coo-chee, coo-chee, coo! Now, BEAT IT!" msquanna
	"No more GI Joe dolls for you, Mikey. From now on, you play with nothing but Barbies!" P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	"I knew that Rainbow Coalition was gonna get you all confused! You're not supposed to look like a rainbow, Mikey!" P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	"Now who spilled that milk all over you, Mikey? You look like a ghost!" P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	"I'd kiss you goodnight, baby, but I don't want to smear your makeup." P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	"I warned you about playing with the bleach, Mikey. No wonder you're so pale!" P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	"Coochi-choochi....eeeuhhh!" Helen - Yorkshire
	Mama Peggy sings Little Mikey to sleep in that DEEP, DEEP, DEEP, beautiful baritone voice of hers. wildon
	Forget that Priscilla Girl, I have a girl in mind who is TAYLOR made for you. wildon
	But Frank has Drunk all the Southern Comfort. Betsy tries to Comfort Mikey
	You are no longer in the black, and neither is the Ledger. According to DL - S from Wi
	Butt Amy it's not your nose I'm after. Sigh!
	Mikey wake up the FUZZ is here, and this time they have Biff REMINGTON with them as a WITNESS. wildon
	Got your nose! AMy
	Wildon is waiting to do that stuff with you.He say's you are HOT Man! DL - S from Wi
	Ponytayl called and wants you to tell Tito, that he is starting to look like a Slav. wildon
	Please make my day by showing me that stuff you do, becasue I know they will help my situation..So make my day now honey! DL - S from WI
	I will make you black again!You still have the moves and thats good. DL - S from WI
	"Sssh, Prince Michael....the plastic surgery won't hurt for long...and just think you're the image of your daddy now...." Helen - Yorkshire
	Jackson thinking,I like how Billy was able to put the hole in that role of paper with his farts and blow the toilet seat up too, at the same time,Yes!Just gets me a-going!Hey you little sucker,I told you your phyco head man at the clinic,wants you to stop thinking that way!Don't you Remember what the FBI and the CIA almost did to you during your last trial?Do you want that again? DL - S from WI
	Helen is coming over, and I promised that you'd thriller, wildon
	Mary Poppins wants her umbrella back. wildon
	First the bad news a coyote killer ate Ben...The good news you are next. wildon
	That Amy is DY-NO-MITE. Oops! wrong show. Wildon
	You go to bed now Diane you could use a long nappy. wildon
	"Michael, it's past your bedtime. Quit blowing Bubbles and go to sleep." jwd - Vulgaria
	And don't let Larry play with your Curley No Moe. wildon
	That's the last time I let Frank pick your nose. wildon
	How many times do I have to tell you not to CRACK your knuckles. wildon
	that litte girl Sher is a bad influence on you she a devil, or whatever you call those horney things. wildon
	You naughty boy, no more Peggy back rides for you. wildon
	You've got your daddy's nose. Literally. The She Devil
	and don't pia in your bed again. wildon
	Charlie if you come home late again, I'm going to give you a good tanning. wildon
	Now what did mommy dearest say? NO PLASTIC FEATURES! Pia Doublestream - Yellow River
	You've lost one of your gloves, How many times do I have to tell you not to let OJ borrow them? or was it JWD or PR
	Hey, get in here Ho, I think you've been cheating on me. Larry Fishbach - Aurora, OH
	Role reversal. Larry Fishbach - Aurora, OH
	"Be good boy and go to sleep and mommy won't dangle you over the balcony railing." Frank Monaco - Coconut Creek, Fl.
	That's the last time David spends the night here, his thumb sucking kept the whole household awake. wildon
	That's the last time I let you sleep with Dennis, you've got Hi-Ho Silver crumbs all over your bed. wildon
	You behave, or I will spank your monkey. wildon
	Listen here, you little man,you will change that nose again! DL - S from WI

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