Last Weeks Ugly Brother Winner:

Rob and Bob deliver a toothpick to the Osmond family.

Boomwig Beethoven - Unknown

Renee and Boulin decided to lower the boom at the next Tour de French Bakery.

burp

Bahb and Rahb thought their computer needed more battering ram.

Bubble-headed brothers

You should see the size of the lock they're going to pick!

Chan W.

"What are we supposed to do with only one chopstick???"

Chan

The latest trend in Europe: "Brokeback biking".

Frank Monaco - Coconut Creek, FL

Canadians play their own variation of high stakes poker.

Paul White - Ontario, Canada

Concert security hauls away a Styx impersonator.

Paul White - Ontario, Canada

Bob and Rob prepare to inform that knuckles person that Boom is a charter member of this site and has been around for a long time, including at the original site, so he'd better learn to respect a veteran or he'll soon regret it.

Boom - Setting the record straight

the battering ram me and superdad are getting ready to BOOM that boom person with!

knuckles - fort wayne, IN

jeff and jack's carpooling business: "cheap, but better have good balance"

knuckles - fort wayne, IN

superdad and crackhead embark on their celtic-laden adventure

knuckles - fort wayne, IN

Bob and Jim gatting ready to have some cruel fun at the special olympics

knuckles - fort wayne, IN

George helps his brother get to the hospital, even though he warned him he was taking too much Viagra.

P.R. - Smalltown, USA

Bob and Rob, disgusted by the antiChrist (aka, Puppetdent George Dumbya Bush), just as ALL good, sane people are, prepare to stick it to him where the sun doesn't shine.

U. Cannot beat me - I warned you

The ensuing traffic accident resulted in loss of life and limb!

David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA

Ted and Ed test the feasibility of a four-wheel, six-passenger tandem motorcycle.

Xray - Amery, WI

Ted and Ed both had a dream that Hilary Clinton became President, so they are preparing to hang themselves if their nightmare actually comes true!

Xray - Amery, WI

Willie is about to experience the "Extreme goose"!

Superdad22 - Fort Wayne, IN

Bob and Charlie crash a short time later on the interstate causing a major "logjam"!

Superdad22 - Fort Wayne, IN

Bill and Ted emBARK on a new adventure.

Sharkbait - Sydney, AK

Spock and Scotty find the Captain's log!

Sharkbait - Sydney, AK

An amish "logging on"

Tyman - Tyland

This photo was taken moments before Fred slammed on his brakes and Bob was rushed to the emergency room to have splinters removed from his belly button!

Corky - Rock Island, WY

"I said 'pull' me! Not 'pole' me!"

Crackhead - Passionfruit, IA

Why Bob couldn't wear "The Latest Fashion"

Crackhead - Passionfruit, IA

Rob was always trying to stick it to Bob.

Boomy Doherty - With my mama and papa

It was obvious that Bobskie and Robskie were Pole-ish.

Keith Boomards - Having my 19th nervous breakdown

Bob really admired Rob's stick-to-it-ive-ness.

Boom Jagger - Gettin' some satisfaction

No matter what, Bobbee and Robbee would always stick together.

Boom Simon - Down by the school yard

Comedians Bobblestein and Robblestein try out a new shtick.

Boom Garfunkel - Over troubled waters

To impress women, Robbin and Bobbin pretended to be members of Inter-pole.

Boom-eye Peas - Gettin' it started

Watch out for pole-cats.

Elton Boom - Still standin'

Messieurs Robertt And Bobertt deliver a new French tickler to Amy.

Boomie Wonder - Uptight, but everthing is alright

Liquor store bandits Bob and Clyde plan a big stick-up!

David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA

At first Bob didn't understand why Rob insisted he should lead, but he got the point in the end.

Boom Dylan - Positively on 4th Street

Bobski and Robski bring home a souvenir from Pole-land.

Boom Epstein - Underground

The first photo Bob took with his Pole-A-Ride camera.

Boom Harrison - In Strawberry Fields

It hurt, but Bob figured it beat a poke in the eye with a sharp stick.

Boomo Starr - In a yellow submarine

Bobb and Robb prepare to teach their Great, Great Dane to fetch.

Boom McCartney - Here, there and everywhere

After the accident, Bob swore he wouldn't touch another motorcycle with a 10 foot pole.

Boom Lennon - Cruising around

Now that's a woody!

Chris

A new twist to the Cheek and Chong movie.

Diane - Spencer,WI

The wooden joist between us, just does not stand up as good as the metal type of joist.

Diane - Spencer,WI

If that guy would just bend over just a little more... I can plug up the next fart.

Diane - Spencer,WI

When he spoke of being a stick in the back..He meant every word!

Diane - Spencer,WI

Wildon saw a "Save A Tree" commercial on TV so he cut one down and carried it to his BANK!

Xray - Amery, WI

Frank and Fritz had only one thing on their mind...to pick up pole dancers!

David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA

Nolensville Police install a road-block.

Xray - Shazaaaam!

Redneck refueling operation.

Xray - Amery, WI

Terrorists don't trust each other so they keep their distance in case one happens to explode.

Xray - Amery, WI

You can't get away! I put a tail on you!

Chan W.

Pizza delivery service with an extra order of super garlic bread!

Chan W.

There's a storm coming this way so I hope you brought those 4 snow tires!!

Chan W.

It's trickier than you think! They're riding backwards!!!

Chan W.

I told you I would follow you to the end of the earth!!!

Chan W.

A new way to get slow drivers off the road!

Chan W.

Wait!!! Wait!!! The salami is slipping out of my hands!!!

Chan W.

I said pull my FINGER!!!

Chan W.

How come it's always my turn to tow you when we go uphill???

Chan W.

Hitchhiking is illegal but hitchriding isn't!

Chan W.

Don't forget to warn me before you turn next time!!!!

Chan W.

Being so close in age, the brothers were really attached to each other!

Chan W.

Special delivery for Bill Clinton.

Bubbles Blewinski

Redneck natural gas pipeline.

P.R. - Smalltown, USA

Joe discovered that flatulence was the most practical way to keep his brother warm during the recent cold spell.

P.R. - Smalltown, USA

The Clark brothers have a unique way of delivering he snake they captured to the zoo.(Coyote's at the top again!)

P.R. - Smalltown, USA

Cheaters try a new way to stack the votes.

Don

Proud family tree has a couple of big wheels.

Charlie S.

Environmentalist saves both gas and tree.

Charlie S.

The Lance Armstrong School of Bicycle Racing caters to wood-be Tour de France riders.

Charlie S.

For once Wildon rides with the trunk, not in it.

Charlie S.

Genealogists Boberino and Roberini uncovered another missing piece of their family tree.

Booming Stradivarius - Fiddling around

Bill helped John to the Emergency Room where doctors would remove the result of telling the lumberjack to shove it up his ...

Larry Fishbach - Aurora, OH

Robby grabbed his huge pole, positioned himself behind Bobby, and prepared for a long, hard ride.

Boom Gerschwin - Enjoying a musical

Robert was a leader but he was kind of stuck up.

Boomeric Chopin - Looking for my keys

Congratulations! Bob and Alice got hitched!

David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA

Robert and Roberto love being lumberjacks, but the slivers could be killers.

Boomy Joel - Tuning my piano, man

Bob and Pete were later arrested by police for carrying an unlicensed rod in their vehicles.

David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA

Rob and Bob deliver a toothpick to the Osmond family.

Boomwig Beethoven - Looking for my earpiece

Traffic Poleuters

David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA

The Bicycle brothers were later arrested for pinching a loaf.

Bubbz in the Hood

The Baker brothers were notorious for loafing around.

Bubbles Boudin

Hey, Bob! B-O-O-O-O-B! Wait up, ya got sumthin' stuck to your pants.

Boomard Bernstein - Conducting business

Siamese twins Bobbie and Robbie had a most unusual connection.

Boomy Manilow - At the Copa, Copacabana

All they needed was a bread box big enough. Perhaps Ann Coulter could accommodate.

The Virgin Bubbles

Bob and Robert on their way to the Extreme Pole Vaulting event.

Boomey Loggins - Up in the air

The first place winner was out of site, but at least Wildon came in a close turd.

Amy - Cheers to Coyote K!

Nobody knew for sure if their trunk was in the front or in the back!

David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA

Hey pals! Move it! You're creating quite a log jam!"

David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA

Bike-Polar disorder.

David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA

All went well until they tried to parallel bark.

David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA (Killer rises to the occasion, congrats)

The boys grabbed their bat and paid a visit to the jerk who kept rigging local competitions.

Don

Msquanna attempts to do the LIMBO at 30 MPH.

Xray - Amery, WI

A local man was rushed to the hospital with a large splinter in his abdomen, which was caused when the motorcycle he was following hit a parked car.

Xray - Amery, WI

His wife warned him not to take more than one VIAGRA.

Xray - Amery, WI

"I don't see what's so great about these Woodys Jim."

Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca

"Come on George, only about 200 more miles to go and we have our first piece in place for our log cabin."

Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca

Vietnams version of the Log Ride.

Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca

For the fourth time this week, Wildon plugs the john at the local gas station.

msquanna

Amery utility workers finally install phone service.

msquanna

Caterers deliver their freshly rolled joint to a party of 300.

msquanna - C.K's flying high! Congrats

Dennis Kuchinich is ahead in the latest poll.

wildon

The Italian's are known for their long poles.

wildon

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