Last Weeks Ugly Brother Winner:

Rinse and repeat. And repeat. And repeat. And...

Boom

A couple of MOPpets.

Pat - Penna

When fortune cookie writers go on strike.

GW - Indiana

Dragin' Lady.

David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA

Bad, bad, really bad hair day.

Goldie Locks

Attractive look? Knot.

Hairy Potter

"Hi! I'm here to see a lawyer about sueing an elevator company for a defective door?"

Frank Monaco - Coconut Creek, FL

The Lee girls misunderstood the Chinese Year of the Hare.

GW - Indiana

Posterchildren for Locks of Love!

Crackhead - Passionfruit, IA

Luann was upset about being fired from McDonalds. How could they prove it was HER hair in the customer's sandwich?

Crackhead - Passionfruit, IA

Never use Miracle Grow on a Chia Pet.

The Clam

Rogaine Gone Wild

The Clam

These aren't PONYTAILS...they're CLYDESDALES!

David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA

If Yoko Ono and Cousin It had children.

Fear The Spork II

No tress passing.

Fear The Spork II

Rinse and repeat. And repeat. And repeat. And...

Boom

The MOP mopping the floor.

Pat - Penna

In TRAINING for the longest hair contest.

Pat - Penna

Oh great. Here come the hairy Krishnas.

Boom

Boom accidentally used the Chin sisters hair to crochet an afghan.

Boom - M.B. keeps growing on us! Congrats!

The Hair Club For Women

Don (Nice win M.B.)

Her mother always pulled her pigtails when she was bad....she was very, very naughty.

Pat - Penna

You should see the hair on Charlie's back.

wildon

Charlie has a longing to go back in time, when he had hair.

wildon

Marsha and Jan of the unbraidy bunch.

Dan Druff

You two need to trim down.

The Bermuda Triangle

ZZ Top groupies.

P. Rozac

It's time to tie up loose ends.

Freud

Don't get tangled up with those two.

Chugzy

It's a long story.

Tiny Toni - You're a real winner, M.B.

Does anyone have a titanium scrunchee?

M.B. - Thanks for keeping me on my toes!

hmmmmmmmmm...my hair is longer than I am tall...what's wrong with this picture?

19pinky67 - Kinderhook, IL(M.B. gets the win)

The Sakai sisters were in need of a permanent solution.

ShAzAam

When we meet in the bar, I'll be the one with the short hair.

Snippy Dog Fart - Hunan Province Ding Wang

Participants of the mane event.

ShAzAaM

You can tell when friends start to outgrow each other.

The Clam

Victims of a clip joint.

Fear The Spork II

Wave at the camera, girls.

Fear The Spork II

Sometimes it's tough to get to the root of a problem

Norm

A hairy situation

Norm

Thai dyed brunettes

Norm

The Choo sisters were stranded at the salon.

Spinoza - Kudos to M.B.

Spokespersons for Chicago O'Hair International Airport.

ShAzAaM - Congrats, M.B.!

All wigged out.

Fear The Spork II

Rapunzel and her stunt double.

Olive - Congratulations, M.B.!

Shear delight.

GRIKE - YAY for M.B.! Congrats!

What is the MANE reason for this long hair?

Pat - Penna

Morticia and her stand-in.

Pat - Penna

Sisters, TRESSa and HAIRiett.

Pat - Penna

Howard Hughes' former housekeepers.

GW - Indiana

Never order their chow "mane."

GW - Indiana

Nice shag rug!

David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA

The Loo sisters never spend a penny on haircuts...but $300 a month on dandruff shampoo.

David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA

All tressed up and nowhere to go!

David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA

"Fantastic Sams is gonna love us!"

David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA (M.B.'s cap was just tootoo good, Congrats!)

Only their hairdresser knows for sure.

Pat - Penna

The MANE attraction.

Pat - Penna (GG M.B.!)

When Harry met Harrier.

Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca

The 70's come full circle.

Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca

"At least we shave our pits."

Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca

"If you think this is hairy, you should see our....."

Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca (MB dances for the win)

Ironically the Chow sisters married into a family of skin heads.

Chopper - Boston, MA

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