Last Weeks Ugly Brother Winner:

"Are you sure these Rogaine pills will work?"

Boom

Going Hollywood

Marion Crosby

Giant fish eggs for sale.... One Doe-lah each. Make good omlette. Fresh, imported from Mongolia. They yummy een da tummy! Buy now, smile later!

Xray

Britney Spears finds a new therapy treatment while in rehab!

Superdad22 - Fort Wayne, IN

"Balled" head

Superdad22 - Fort Wayne, IN

Why am I always the one who has to go to the concession stand?

Don

Nice catch.

Don

In a delicate situation, it's important to keep a level head.

Don

Even under pressure, well-balanced people keep from losing their marbles.

Don

The hidden ball trick was going well until her hat fell off.

Don (Thanks for the congrats)

Tricks on Hollywood Boulevard just ain't what they used to be!

David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA

msquanna shows off her talent by posting her photo on Eharmony.com

Xray

Don't you just love the way Gwenda jiggles when she walks.

wildon

"Are you sure these Rogaine pills will work?"

Boom - Don's a caption gourmet! Congrats!

"Yes, I know these are quite large. We believe Xray's head is not of the "human" nature."

msquanna - Datsa good, Don! Congrats

I am confused. I began juggling with SEVEN balls, and now I have only SIX. If someone could explain this mystery, I promise to grow my BLONDE hair out and never again shave my head.

Xray

Yard sale in Silicon Valley.

David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA

Fatima: fortune teller for the Seven Dwarfs.

David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA (Don is really cooking, Congrats)

Why do you care if I am male or female? I am applying for the job of Court Jester, and what is important is the fact that I could juggle these glass orbs without breaking them. Is not that the talent you are searching for?

Xray

Grasshopper..... When you are able to snatch all of these stones from me, you will then be a true Kung Fu Master!

Xray

She got them from the bull in the china shop.

lew - good win don

No wimpy minute-tapioca for her!

P.R. - Smalltown, USA

The men in her tribe do not mess with her!(Congrats, Don!)

P.R. - Smalltown, USA

Lorena Bobbitt saved up enough for a juggling act!

David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA

I sure wouldn't want Helen handling my balls.

wildon

It was very difficult to sell Snoglobes in the Sahara.

Larry Fishbach - Aurora, OH

My father died soon after passing these Kidney Stones.

Xray

Please, tell me quickly..... DO YOU WANT ICE IN YOUR DRINK?

Xray

I believe these are yours, President Bush. I saw them fall out of your pants.

Xray

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