Last Weeks Ugly Brother Winner:

I see head people.

Amy

Peggy does her Christmas shopping early...Toilet water for all the men in her life.

wildon

Next to my Peggy I like me.

wildon

OK everyone!When he leaves the room book his @$$!He will have the shock of his life, when he finds out where all undercover cops.

DL - WI

Just because we are pictures,don't mean you can be a pervert!

DL - WI

I don't think so honey! If it where up to me, I would take your balls and that little nothing thing and hang you up in handcuff's!

DL - WI

Thats Wildon!He told me it was his picture!

DL - WI

Rod Steward getting some vibes for another song!

DL - WI

Are you any kin to Dee?

DL - WI

Lady with glasses say's: What the heck do you got on that thing mister?:)

DL - WI

Guy at the urinal thinking:It's my night!I don't have one,I Have two and if one does not get me now,the other can get me later!CHEER'S!

DL - WI

Lady on her left say's: You touch that and I will kick your"You know what!"Besides little girl ..It's mine!

DL - WI

Lady with the glasses say's: Just alittle closer, then I can grab the prize!

DL - WI

Okay if you throw in the two Peggys it's a deal.

wildon

Wildon do you take me for a blooming idiot.

DO YA!

Helen You can pet my Geranium any time you want.

wildon

PRESS WHAT!

wildon

I'm late for a pressing engagement said Amy. I have to iron out Mikes ,,

Wrinkles

AFter shooting craps, Frank decides to play a little,,

Pocket Pool

Wildon says=="the water's cold"!

Deep too!

The only way Mike could see himeself doing this is with BIG B...'S

Answer==(Bifocals)

Mike has to go to the little boys room, and comes out

Empty Handed

Not tonight Dee, I have a ,,

head*ache.

Who is the mysterious P.R.? Will her belly button be outed? Why does she keep it hidden away from prying lint.

wildon

Dennis! Quit playing with your,,

Rubiks Cube

Scientists recently discovered a particle smaller than an electron soon after Wildon donated his body to scientific research. Was it his brain or was it his (ahem...).

Mike Gray - Amery, WI

Wildon's PET nickname==?

anaconda.

Mike never did know how to use a,,

spittoon

Helen said to Wildon, "That'll be three pounds". He thought she was talking about how much it WEIGHS! LOL!

Mike Gray - Amery, WI

Mystery Solved...Yellow River caused by Double Stream of Pia.

wildon

MIke has a splint on his (?) Made in Japan? Nope!

Barbie's Tongue Depressor

Don't peek Dee, you know Charlie has a bashful kidney.

wildon

Peg shows Mike her ,,

Superman kryptonite glare

Portland's Unisex bathrooms are confusing to JWD he can't decide whether he is suppose to leave the lid up or down.

wildon

Why does Mike keep having (little) accidents? Because his docter says ,,.

the swelling will go down in three days

Shorry, lady. HIC! I didn't know I was doing that HIC! in your shacks-o-phone.

Pia Doublestream - Yellow River

You aren't trying to reduce me are you?

wildon

All Mike wants for CHrismas are his,,

To Front Teeth

Mike goes wee-wee-weeeee all the way hoem.

LIittle Piggy

Objects may appear to be closer than you think.

wildon

Mike invites his boyfriends over to witness a TINY unveling. (and THEN he realizes he was only dreaming when he sees Peggy standing over him with those gold lame hubcaps....LOL!)
(be afraid......be VERY afraid!....PS if you want Peggy to be in your dream...book NOW to avoid the X-mas rush....thanks)

w

Mike invites his girlfriends over to witness a HUGE event.
(and THEN he realizes he was having a NIGHTMARE when he sees Helen standing there....LOL!)
(be afraid......be VERY afraid!....PS if you want ME to be in your dream/nightmare...book NOW to avoid disappointment....thanks)

Helen - Yorkshire

Mikes' little blue pill is BIGGER than ,,

He is

Mike wanted to scrore but all he could do was fumble (for it.)

Off Sides

Dennis is Proud of ..

his pet gerbil

I'd like something a little larger..

In gold lame

Mike, I suggest you ask the attendent for a tip!

wildo

In turn, Amy shows WIldon her hubcaps.

wildo

Helen is is AWWWWW! of WIldon.

wildo

Thanks to golf, John gains a stroke.

wildo

Amy couldn't decide which was MIke's mole.

wildo

Mike's boyrfrinds couldn't wait to GRAB (drum roll) a magnifying glass.

wildo

Mike's pet nickname===peanut.

wildo

When Mike tried to show the famiy jewels, he descovered he'd been robbed.

wildo

Mike couldn't go. THe sex change operation forced him to sit down.

wildo

Wildon sings, "I wish I had an Oscar Mayer weiner"

Mike Gray - Amery, WI

MIke's boyfriends laughed at his cute baby's thumb.

wildo

Girlfriends, MIke?

wildo

Mike invites his girlfriends over to witness a HUGE event.
(and THEN he realizes he was having a NIGHTMARE when he sees Helen standing there....LOL!)

Mike Gray - Amery, WI

Mike invites his girlfriends over to witness a HUGE event.
(and THEN he wakes up....LOL!)

Helen - Yorkshire

Mike invites his girlfriends over to witness a HUGE event.

Mike Gray - Amery, WI

Meanwhile, back at the head of the three rivers, Peggy lets off stream, proving geyser good when double teamed.

wildon

Sadie may equal him in volume, but she'll never match his distance.

P.R. - Smalltown, USA

"My hamster has you beat." No Msquanna, but your puddy tat has me whipped.

wildon

Shock and awe.

P.R. - Smalltown, USA

Mike is like a two way mirror...goes both ways.

wildon

Man watches women through two-way mirror as they attempt to use urinals inadvertantly installed in the ladie's Room next door.

Mike Gray - Amery, WI

Social Bowel Movement

wildon

Here's Looking at you squirt...Amy.

wildon

Flush-a-bye My Baby to a Dixie Melody.

wildon

"No, Wildon...I think my hamster has you beat."

msquanna

This is why women visit the ladies room in "pairs"--for laughs!

msquanna

Here's looking at you, squid.

Amy

We aim to please. You aim too, please.

Pisstol Pete

Common! Do sperm banks really need cheerleaders?!

David Winger - Woodland HIlls, CA

Just like Saturday Night Live: raunchy humor and the Coneheads!

David Winger - Woodland HIlls, CA

Support help for we aim to keep this place neat, your aim will help.

Larry Fishbach - Aurora OH

"In addition to his lack of singing talent, America discovers William Hung--isn't!"

Frank Monaco - Coconut Creek, FL.

...and pissed off his classmates.

jwd - Portland, OR

Wildon micturated at Wellesley.

jwd - Portland, OR

Is that you Frankie?

W

I miss Dee, but my aim is getting better.

w

How Crude.

Standard Oil

When GOP reigns we're poorer.

Trickle Down Theory At Work

Indian Tipi' Squawt.

Melungeon

Let My People Go

Ole' Moses

Six women take part in a test to find out if their brand of stockings will stay in place when wet.

Mike Gray - Amery, WI

They won't be calling David Edna Ferber any more.

Showboat

I see head people.

Amy

You're all in the urinal!

Amy

Peggy convinced 6 of her friends to do what she always wanted to do but could never get the nerve to go through with it.

Mike Gray - Amery, WI

Wildon would rather have the L.A. Lakers watching him as he goes.

Mike Gray - Amery, WI

Wildon's "Bashful Bladder" caused him great discomfort because of not being able to eliminate for days.

Mike Gray - Amery, WI

The itsy, bitsy, teenie, weenie committee.

Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca

Tales of the unexpected

Helen - Yorkshire

Though Mary's father was a General, she is shocked at her first sight of a Buck Private.

P.R. - Smalltown, USA

"Quick! Somebody turn up the heat!"

msquanna - Nice job, meesh!

Supersized!

P.R. - Smalltown, USA

Hanging around.

P.R. - Smalltown, USA

Caught short-handed.

P.R. - Smalltown, USA

Undercover man exposed.

P.R. - Smalltown, USA

Dick's night out.

P.R. - Smalltown, USA

The short end of the stick.

P.R. - Smalltown, USA

The newest Leak 'n' Peek franchise was a huge success.

jwd - Portland, OR

A jury of his peers

jwd - Portland, OR

The Princesses and the Pee.

David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA

New concept: Muralnals

David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA

Evidently Vince never heard you should 'Never Offer A Woman A Tiparillo'!

David Winger - Woodland HIlls, CA

The ultimate hit or MISS proposition!

David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA

Return of the go go girls.

David Winger - Woodland HIlls, CA

Mike is like a two way mirror.

wildon

Dee's mornings are filled with cheer.

wildon

Who let the dogs out.

Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca

The G rated version of the mens room at the Playboy Mansion.

Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca

Six to one, half dozen the other.

Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca

Windo shopping at the mall takes on a whole new meaning.

Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca

Corporate mens executive restroom with video conference calling.

Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca

Visiting the mens room just got alot more personal.

Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca (Pony wins by a mouse tayl)

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