Last Weeks Ugly Brother Winner:

Grinding Nemo

Amy

Boom's cooking always caused quite a stir.

Boom - Norm's win reaches new heights! Congrats!

Please, God, just flush me now

Norm

But first a word from our sponsor, Mrs. Paul's

Norm

If it's brain food, I hope it works

Norm - Thanks

Happy Mother's Day to everybody!

"Come to think of it, Frank was right! Our cocker spaniel vanished the same day we had that horrible pot roast!"

Frank Monaco - Daytona Beach, FL.

"Hello and welcome to Cookery Hour with me, Helen Keller..."

Ed Duffy - Bucks, UK (Congrats, Norm!)

Step 2: Batter the fish before baking.

Don (Nice win, Norm.)

Drinking with Julia Child was never a good idea.

GW - Indiana

Newlywed flounders in the kitchen.

GW - Indiana

Bulletin!....."PETA will start surprise inspections."

GW - Indiana

Cooking to scale.

ShAzAaM - Congrats, Norm!

Looks like the old bait and switch.

Olive - Congratulations, Norm!

Last week she made soup in the toaster.

Spinoza - Kudos to Norm

'Little SUSHI Homemaker'

Pat - Penna

Tsunami casserole.

GRIKE - YAY for Norm! Congrats!

After ruining the recipe, Lorraine decided to give the fish cookies to the boys next door.

Chiam's Gentile wife hadn't the faintest idea as to how to grind up the fish to make Gifilte Fish.

Larry Fishbach - Aurora, OH

The recipe calls for mashed bananas, but I think I'll use fish puree instead.

19pinky67 - Kinderhook, IL

We hate to interrupt this episode of As The World Turns, but we just received word of a fish mangled to death by an unknown assailant. Details at 6.

19pinky67 - Kinderhook, IL (Nice win, Norm! Congrats.)

"Help, she's trying to GILL me!"

Pat - Penna

On a SCALE of 1 to 10, he's definitely an ATE!

Pat - Penna

"Just for the HALIBUT let MINNOW if you plan on chopping me into PISCES."

Pat - Penna

Look at that...you can buy an aerator pump to do this automatically!

M.B.

Watching "The View" can obstruct your view.

M.B. - Norm is above us all!

Stevie Wonder demonstrates a family recipe for the television audience, on Conan O'Brien!

James Reardon - Los Angeles

Grinding Nemo

Amy - Norm delivers!

"Holy MACKEREL, what's that sound I'm HERRING?"

Pat - Penna

'Yum Kipper'

Pat - Penna

"Pinocchio, Pinocchio!"

Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca

"And now, back to our regular scheduled program, As the World Turns."

Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca

"For Goldy, it was fini!"

David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA

30 seconds bloopers with Rachel Ray.

Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca

Disneys alternate ending to Finding Nemo."

Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca

"Morris, how would you like it today...whipped or pureed?"

David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA

"Wow!"

Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca

Betty Croaker.

Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca

A little Sushi anyone?

Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca (Norm eats pizza with the win)

Time for your massage, Moby.

Fear The Spork II

'Close Encounters Of The WHIRRED Kind'

Pat - Penna

She's watching As The World Turns. Goldie's watching As The World Spins!

Pat - Penna

From goldfish to JELLYfish.

Pat - Penna (GG Norm!)

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