Last Weeks Ugly Brother Winner:

	"Call me. (wink-wink) I'm only a stones throw away." msquanna
	"Senator Craig, please get dressed and leave the men's room." Don
	"Don't turn your head, don't cough. Just get dressed and find yourself another doctor." Don
	"Mom! I told you to knock before you come in!" Don
	No shirt, no shoes, no service. No pants, no appetite. Don
	The Chippendale Dancers now have a little something for everyone. Don
	Strip poker isn't for everyone. Don
	"Don't give me that look. Anorexia is no better, Ms. Moss." Don (Nice win, crackhead.)
	Apparently David didn't like Greek salad. Boom - Crackhead gets a wacky win! Congrats!
	"Honey, why do you always insist on being on top?" Xray
	A Secret Service agent watches over the President as he delivers a speech at a local Nudist Colony. Xray
	The plaque on the pedestal reads: "Average American male, circa 2007" Xray
	"Hey Mommy.... that man's boobs are staring at me, and his belly stuck out its tongue!" Xray
	Hey Guy's! Take a look at your selve's in the mirror....It is so funny! Dee - Spencer,WI
	Ugly I am Not!Beauty is only in the eye of the beholder! So get with it people! Diane - Spencer,WI
	I guess singing and drinking 99 bottles of beer did not do much for my figure! Dee - Spencer,WI
	I don't like the way this thong looks on me. C
	John Goodman auditions for "The Full Monty"! ShAzAaM
	Why couldn't they have honoured Mrs Peel with a statue of her from 40 years ago? John Steed - Avon on Backorder
	"Wait! I just took a cold shower -- it's shrinkage!" ShAzAaM
	"I'm the 'before' sculpture!" ShAzAaM
	"I'm just big boned!" ShAzAaM
	There are some things about a man that only his wives should see. Tiny Toni - Way to go, crackhead!
	"That damn Jared Fogle thinks he's so great!" ShAzAaM
	"What are you gonna do? There's a McDonald's to the left of my house, a Burger King to the right, and a Wendy's across the street!" ShAzAaM
	"My wife says there's just more of me to love!" ShAzAaM
	"I knew coming to this 500th year high school reunion would be a mistake!" ShAzAaM
	"I'm preparing for the next famine!" ShAzAaM - Congrats, crackhead!
	Medieval Krispy Kremes were as popular then as they are today! Xray - - Crackhead whacks a win!
	Well we know one thing for sure: Venus de Milo didn't take IT! David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA
	Anyone hungry for cottage cheese? Billy Club - Yonkers, NY
	This almost-nude photo leaves NOTHING to the imagination. Billy Club - Yonkers, NY
	Rubens' David Silverlace - On the edge.....
	Hey there, Ralphie-boy. Trixie would appreciate it if you'd pull the bathroom shade down when you're showerin'. Ed Norton
	One more joke about my weight, Alice, and Bang! Zoom! Right to the moon! Ralph Kramden
	That's a lovely dress you're not wearing, Mrs. Cleaver. Eddie Haskell
	Beaver, I absolutely forbid you to go skinny dipping on a school night. Ward Cleaver
	Beaver, your father and I are concerned about your decision to become a sumo wrestler. June Cleaver
	Hey Lumpy, Eddie wants to know if you're still havin' that dream about givin' a speech in front of a whole mess-a people and you're all naked and stuff. Wally Cleaver
	Well golly, Governor Schwarzenegger, you sure have gone to hell now that you don't use steroids. Beaver Cleaver
	"I get the concept of a gag gift, Lou, but giving Mr. Trump a Rosie statue for Christmas? He's gonna' spell out YOU'RE FIRED in holiday lights on your front lawn!" Frank Monaco - Coconut Creek, FL
	What's left of the mountain? M.B.
	Michelangelo was a known chubby chiseler. Amy
	From slab to flab. kiki - good one crackhead!
	Michelangelo's Goliath Amy
	You look marbleous! M.B.
	This guy needs granite bi-pass chiseling. Amy - High on Crackhead!
	"No, seriously. This isn't a nude beach?" Spinoza
	"What's the matter, Babe? It used to be you couldn't keep your hands off of me." Spinoza
	"Boy, hitch-hiking is tough when the weather's this hot." Spinoza
	"Hmm. There's something about this bath house that makes me uncomfortable." Spinoza
	"I think that security guard likes me." Spinoza - Kudos to crackhead
	Bathsheba made a mean matzah farfel! David Winger - David Winger
	As a warrior David would never see defeet! David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA
	It wasn't until he met Michelangelo that David got a chisled body! David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA
	This guy has rocks in his head. P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	David, after bellying up to the bar too many times. P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	The naked truth about the American diet.(Congrats,crackhead!) P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	What bwe need is a REALLY BIG FIG leaf. Larry Fishbach - Aurora, OH
	His name can't be David, he has boobs. Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	As one can clearly see, the big is beautiful womens movement started long ago. Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	15th century Girls Gone Wild. Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	She may look fat but I bet her abs are hard as rock. Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	It's amazing how they can make Brittany Spears look so life-like. Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	The naked truth is sometimes just a stones throw away. Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca (Crackhead wacks his weed for the win)
	***All this exercise standing here is making me hungry.*** msquanna - crackhead obeys the law! Congrats
	"Does this pedestal make me look fat?" Olive
	"Ever since I put on a few pounds, I can't find a thing to wear." Olive - Congratulations, crackhead!
	No, I'm not pregnant. Aloysius
	"David, honey...I told you to lay off the marble cake!" David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA
	Obviously the beer had no place to go but the belly! David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA
	Can't be! David was an Israel-lite! David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA (Crackhead whacks the competition, Congrats!)
	"I didn't know JENNY CRAIG could run so FAST!!!" GRIKE - YAY for crackhead!!!
	"I can't believe I ate the WHOLE THING!!!!!" GRIKE
	FIRST! GRIKE