I spank my monkey all the time and he still does this. Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC
	President Bush reinterprets the Constitution. jwd - Portland, OR
	Hey Darwin.....Shut the door, I'm TRYING to poop. Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC
	"Jurors heard Michael Jackson say his pet chimps would use the same toilet he did, had good table manners and helped clean his bedroom." (obviously all at once.....) Helen - Yorkshire
	"...hey! so what!....it makes me look cute ....and Michael can afford it!" Helen - Yorkshire
	Bonzo practices to become a paper boy. P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	Wipeout! P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	Bonzo goes ape. P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	Helen's solioquy: I am Woman, Here Me Roar wildon
	Wiping your Wildon always takes extra paper. Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"This is more fun than a barrel of monkeys." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	Monkey see Monkey Poo wildon
	This is weird..I am sitting here listening to.. And the beat goes on...But I can't seem to stop the sh$#@^%T ..Diahea sucks man! DL - WI
	I have an itch that won't go away and I won't use my finger!He He! DL - WI
	Hey! I have not found one spot, on this toilet paper that is soft! What gives? DL - WI
	This is what the Mafia Monkey Gang does, when they don't want you to dump the truth! DL - WI
	Hey man! The Toilet made me do it! DL - WI
	Stopping diarrhea of the mouth. Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	Smell no evil. Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	Having a hair up your butt for doing the dirty work. Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"Doing the paper work in this place is a crappy job." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	Monkey sh*t. Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	When you fling your poo, who needs toilet paper. Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca (Davids captions are pure gold!)
	Bonzo finds the Charmin charmin'. P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	Bonzo prepares a long list of deductions for his income tax. P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	Bonzo redecorates the men's room. P.R. - Smalltown,, USA
	Restaurant Management 101, Lesson 1: Never give your restroom key to anyone named Curious George! David Winger - Woodland HIlls, CA
	In order to cut prices gas stations are now hiring chimps to clean their rest room facilities. David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA
	"What a potty mouth." Duckboy - i rule land
	That's one hellava orangutangle! David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA
	Monkey Business Amy - Glen Ellyn, IL
	It took a lot of paperwork for animal rights activists to fight for restroom equality at local zoo. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Wildon is going to take a lot of crap about his latest escapade. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	When you throw your feces, you need a lot of paper to wipe your hands off. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Hope he can use the plunger better than he can use the facilities. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Abandoned Michael Jackson chimp has become rather anal in his old age. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Time to install a bidet. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Anonymous Washington politician (hint - fur is rather bushy) confuses slush fund with flush fund. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	So you think that its impressive that a cat can use a toilet. Larry Fishbach - Aurora, OH
	Sequel to "The Paper Chase" depicts the truth about aspiring attorneys. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Scott toilet paper ad scheduled for Super Bowl. Larry Fishbach - Aurora, OH
	Latest film starring a chimp wraps up production...early word from the Hollywood press says it's a real stinker. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Monkey see, monkey do-do. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Wipe out. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Going ape over sale on toliet paper. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Toilet paper profits are on a roll when Wildon returns from south-of-the-border vacation. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	George W. has difficulty with all the paper work associated with his position of power. AMy - Glen Ellyn, IL
	Tom Delay's first mistake: Leaving a paper trail! Frank Monaco - Coconut Creek, FL.
	Charlie Spanks wildon
	Scotty Beams While Amy Reams wildon

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