Last Weeks Ugly Brother Winner:

Look, Bob, only one cavity.

Boom - Unknown

THERE IS NO SIGN!!!!!

AAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Sign says: Your dog peed on me and this is the reply back.Understand?

Diane - Spencer,WI

Oh my God!I am sure that tree said:Smell me!

Diane - Spencer,WI

Hey!Every time the wind blows,both cheeks move separately!

Diane - Spencer,WI

Sign Say's:This is a fart tree!When the wind blows, the branches sound like farts, when they move together.It's loud also!

Diane - Spencer,WI

That bush does not have to mention to me, about the saying:Man with thin pants,who slides down board will get stick up cracky!Well! If you thought you would get something better then that! Your wrong!

Diane - Spencer,WI

Bob always enjoyed a good game of kick the can.

Milton Boomley - Rolling the dice

"Knuckles, if you're hiding in there, come on out! I was just yankin' yer chain a bit and messin' wit yer head. But I do that to everybody. Especially that ho 'Bubbles'."

Ba Da Bing Ba Da Boom - Posting an Amber Alert for knuckles

Everyone asked Bob to kick them for not thinking of the "lower the boom" caption before David did.

Da Boom - Applauding the Wing-Man once again!

Leroy just knew his neighbors were big into crack!

Sharkbait - Sydney, AK

Nemo just knew he HAD to touch the butt!

Sharkbait - Sydney, AK

you forgate to wape

tyman - tyland

Welcome to Kissamy, Florida.

Bubb

That's the best topiary ever...no holes barred!

Bubbly Broad

Plant one!

Amy

Welcome to Proctology 101.

foamystout - Toledo, Ohio

What happens when plumbers become gardeners!

Crackhead - Passionfruit, IA

Bob meets his new neighbor: Ben Dover

Crackhead - Passionfruit, IA

"So! What'cha up to tonight Sweet Cheeks?!"

Crackhead - Passionfruit, IA

" Judging from the looks of you...you must be that transplant from Woodland Hills."

David Winger - Woodland HIlls, CA (Sparing the rest of you from doing this one)

Nobody thought it was funny when the Good Humor man took up landscaping!

David Winger - Woodland HIlls, CA

" Finally! Someone's 'bout ready to lower the boom"

David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA

I just knew I was going to regret moving next door to the Simoni's!

Xray - Amery, WI

"Is that the best you can do, Gray? Heck, my Grandbaby has a bigger green thumb than that!"

msquanna

Our bush is guaranteed to make your neighbor's eyes water. Yes, it's the new 'Wild Onion' shrub.

msquanna

"This Italian family seems pretty well-rounded to me."

msquanna

Wildon checks the shrub each morning for signs of NEW GROWTH.

msquanna

No matter what the issue, Bill's neighbor was always on the fence.

msquanna

Gray confides to his neighbor how he hid his ugly old stump!

msquanna

Wildon gives Mr. DeMille his best side.

msquanna

"I knew these new neighbors were a bunch of BUMS!"

msquanna - WB, Boom...it's a pleasure! :)

Just a couple of clips with my pruning shears and this bush will Tiptoe Through The Tulips!

Xray - Amery, Wi

Looks like a Hole-In-One to me!

Xray - Amery, Wi

That's the last time I buy assaleas on Ebay!

Davis Winger - Woodland Hills, CA

Just another instance of Bush straddling the fence.

David Winger - Woodland HIlls, CA

At that moment, Harold decided to TP the neighbors!

Corky - Rock Island, WY

Elroy had this strange desire to take a dollar and stuff it in the bush.

Corky - Rock Island, WY

How much longer till you're done fertilizing your lawn?

Boom Builder - Upwind

No wonder it itches. You've got crab grass.

Boomlawn - Rootstown

Kiss it and your dreams will come true.

Diane - Spencer,WI

It's called a Moon Tree.Hope you like it!

Diane - Spencer,WI

This is the new "Turn your a$$ at the person you do not like tree"..Sorry to tell you this! It's stuck in this position until further notice.

Diane - Spencer,WI

Now you know why they call it the stinky tree.

Diane - Spencer,WI

The berries are new..go a head try some!

Diane - Spencer,WI

The sign say's..You look like this!

Diane - Spencr,WI

The sign say's kiss me...I mean wipe me here!

Diane - Spencer,WI

Well..There's even a brown spot!

Diane - Spencer,WI

I see your problem.... You have a GROWTH in there!

Xray - Amery, WI

Crikes! It's another bloomin' Bush baby!

Boom Irwin - Wranglin' a croc

Even with camouflage, I can tell it's you, Amy.

Double 0 Boom - Shaking, but not stirring

It's an asstronomer's dream come true! I can see Uranus, plus a full moon, and it's not even dark yet!

Sir Isaac Boomton - Star trekking

Better stop the Miracle Gro

Bubbles

Needs a trim

Amy

Did that guy's leafy butt just wink at me?

AMy - Get with the times, it's

That doesn't look like a greenhouse tomato to me!

All-natural Boom - (sorry if I forgot to say hi to any of the old gang!)

Bob waits for an eco-friendly ATM machine to process a deposit.

The Green Boom Packers - (it's even good to see that whore Amy, my partner in crime)

GreenPiece

Eco-Boom - (and it's good to see P.R. and C.K. and even...

The valley of the jolly green giant.

Boomlike - (and it's good to see Mike and Peggy and David and...

Soil-ent Green

Charlton Boomton - Good to see you again too, lew! (and Frank and Wildon and...

Bob's hedge fund was finally about to yield some returns.

TD Waterboom - Taking stock of things

Is that a Golf Ball in your pocket, Fred, or are you just happy to see my bush?

Xray - Amery, Wi

"Pardon me. Do you have any Grey Poop-on?"

Superdad22 - Fort Wayne, IN

"Not tonight, Amy. I'm all out of shrubbers."

Boomrick of Hollywood - Looking for a Trojan horse.

Local man breaks record for length of time staring at shrubbery.

Xray - Thanks Frank!

Euell Gibbons died from eating too many Hickory Nuts.

Xray - Amery, WI

Fred was thinking, "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush", but it wasn't a bird that he was holding on to!

Xray - Amery, WI

Bob checks out his neighbor Joe's new invention: a self-fertilizing bush!

Superdad22 - Fort Wayne, IN

"I'm no doctor, Frank, but I'd say you're going just a bit too heavy on the fiber."

Frank Monaco - Coconut Creek, FL. (congrats, Mike)

One flew INTO the poo-poo's nest

Sharkbait - Fort Wayne, IN

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush!

Superdad22 - Fort Wayne, IN

It's the latest in VOTING MACHINES. Just reach in and pull the lever!

Xray - Can it possibly work TWICE????

Bobs' lawn dart hit the bullseye!

Tyman - Tyland

You put your right hand in, you put your right hand out...

Superdad22 - Fort Wayne, IN

Bob always has had trouble saying 'no' to crack!

Superdad22 - Fort Wayne, IN

Only $19.95 for your very own full-size Human CHIA PET!

Xray - But Wait!, There's More! Call in the next 3 seconds.....

When nature calls!

David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA

Shrubby had very bad mannures.

David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA

Herb is world's only known proctshrubolgist.

David' Winger - Woodland Hills, CA

Wildon ponders to himself, ***Gee...I sure hate to see those berries go to waste!***

msquanna - Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!

Bobs neighbor, being an amateur Egyptianologist, recreates a long forgotten ruin...the Sphynxter.

lew

Gilbert was always an ash man.

lew

Art thought he heard a duck....

lew

Jed is concerned that the nut doesn't fall too far from the tree.

lew

Of course, if it were a tree, it would be Dogwood style.

David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA

Herb's neighbors crack habit has gone too far.

lew - Good to see ya again Sh-Boom :)

A peek into the future: George Bush rises from the dead after being buried in the year 2017.

Xray - I'm glad you like my disgusting eating berries caption!

Bob's other landscaping included a goosed spruce, a nutty pine and a prickly ash!

David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA

I like big shrubs an' I cannot lie...

Amy

"C'mon, Wildon...would ya just pass the football already!"

msquanna

Bob saw his neighbor only once in a green moon.

Galiboom Galileo - In asstronomy class

Bob braces for an onslaught of greenhouses gases.

E.P.A. Boom - Protecting the environment

"Oh, yeah? Just wait 'til you see my 'fountain!'"

msquanna - Nice threads, X! Congrats

Bob and Bush both start to barf at the picking and eating berries caption.

That's the sickest, most disgusting caption I ever read - Ad Nauseam

Bush prepares for his annual prostate exam.

Boom Cross & Boom Shield - Denying claims

George was caught picking and eating his neighbor's berries.

Xray - Amery, Wi

Not a pretty picture... especially when farmer Fred calls the cows in for grazing time!

David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA (X-ray leverages out a win, congrats)

Bob's putting greens had a-hole in one.

David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA

Edward Scissorhands sends a message to his neighbor.

Boom & Decker - Sharpening my wits

Bob had a nice house but it came with a sh***y view.

Boom Deere - On the fence

"Looks like it's 'bout time to get the bushwacker out!"

David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA

A gay redneck prepares to plow the back forty.

Mimi

George has second thoughts about acting out his fantasy after noticing the mouse trap deep inside his neigbor's shrub.

Xray - Amery, **OUCH!**

Bob checks out the neighbor's new leaf blower.

Better Booms and Gardens - Reading a magazine

A redneck visit to the Grand Canyon.

Mimi

"That's impossible...a bush with a trunk "

David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA

Local man gets killed from falling on a picket fence while hugging a strangely shaped tree!

Xray - Amery, (thanks for congrats everyone!)

I am NOT removing that thorn!

Amy

That's the biggest prickly bush I've ever seen.

AMy

This guy's getting a grassectomy before he can produce any little fruits.

Amy

When neighbors found out what Henry did... his ass was really grass!

David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA

Get the hose! This bush needs a high colonic.

Amy

Green with enemavy.

Amy

Now where in the heck did that woodpecker go?

Amy

This bud's for you!

Amy

Time to nip this in the butt.

Amy

Get out the Preparation H...this is one burning bush tush.

Amy - Xray gets our vote!

Nothing quite like a Bunsai tree!

David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA

The Green Smile.

P.R. - Smalltown, USA

George's neighbor had always been a little cheeky.

P.R. - Smalltown, USA

Bob's neighbor saved him the trouble of taking a trip to see the Great Divide.

P.R. - Smalltown, USA

Bob was about to pull out a picket and stickit.(Xray is right in style!)

P.R. - Smalltown, USA

Bob prepares to Bushwack the moron who lives in the white house next door.

Boom Moore - At a rally

Instead of fighting, Bob turned the other cheek.

The Plastic Boomo Band - Giving peace a chance

George refused to come any closer and listen to his neighbors gossip.

Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca

Bob gazes at a full moon.

Nicolaus Boompernicus - High in the sky

Bob shows his dislike for his neighbors new hobby; astrology.

Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca

"Do these leaves make my butt look big?"

Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca

I still don't see the gerbil, Bob.

XXX Boom - At the bookstore

Bob prepares to light a match.

Ka Boom - Kingsford

Bush demonstrates how he plans to protect the borders.

Legal Boomien - On patrol

"Henry, you always did have a stick up your butt."

Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca

"George, you're really going to have to do something about those awful royds."

Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca

Once again, Bush makes a big arse of himself.

Mo Ob - Recounting things

Look, Bob, only one cavity.

Boom, now with fluoride - Busy brushing

An angry U.S. citizen goes face-to-face with Bush.

B. O. O. M. - Supporting the troops by trying to bring them home

"If you don't like it you can always leave."

Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca

"What's the matter buddy, haven't you ever heard of love thy neighbor?"

Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca (xray gets the vote for the win)

Bob refused to be a butt-kisser.

Boom with a view - In Defiance

In the end, the Hatfield-McCoy feud was a split decision.

Boomshine - In the Northern states

I always knew you were cracked, Bush.

Boom Deco - Recognizing great art

So that's where your brains are, eh, Bush?

Boom Gardner - On the cutting hedge

Sorry, Bush, you'll have to pull your head out of your arse by yourself.

Boom Bonzai - The White House lawn

In celebration of MOON YOUR NEIGHBOR DAY......

Xray - Amery, WI

The Whitehouse groundskeeper created a special "BUSH" just for our President.

Xray - Amery, WI

The grASS is always greener in the other fellow's yard!

Xray - Amery, WI

Wildon's true nature comes through in his artwork.

Xray - Amery, WI

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