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THERE IS NO SIGN!!!!!
AAAHHHHHHH!!!!!! | |
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Sign says: Your dog peed on me and this is the reply back.Understand?
Diane - Spencer,WI | |
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Oh my God!I am sure that tree said:Smell me!
Diane - Spencer,WI | |
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Hey!Every time the wind blows,both cheeks move separately!
Diane - Spencer,WI | |
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Sign Say's:This is a fart tree!When the wind blows, the branches sound like farts, when they move together.It's loud also!
Diane - Spencer,WI | |
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That bush does not have to mention to me, about the saying:Man with thin pants,who slides down board will get stick up cracky!Well! If you thought you would get something better then that! Your wrong!
Diane - Spencer,WI | |
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Bob always enjoyed a good game of kick the can.
Milton Boomley - Rolling the dice | |
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"Knuckles, if you're hiding in there, come on out! I was just yankin' yer chain a bit and messin' wit yer head. But I do that to everybody. Especially that ho 'Bubbles'."
Ba Da Bing Ba Da Boom - Posting an Amber Alert for knuckles | |
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Everyone asked Bob to kick them for not thinking of the "lower the boom" caption before David did.
Da Boom - Applauding the Wing-Man once again! | |
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Leroy just knew his neighbors were big into crack!
Sharkbait - Sydney, AK | |
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Nemo just knew he HAD to touch the butt!
Sharkbait - Sydney, AK | |
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you forgate to wape
tyman - tyland | |
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Welcome to Kissamy, Florida.
Bubb | |
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That's the best topiary ever...no holes barred!
Bubbly Broad | |
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Plant one!
Amy | |
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Welcome to Proctology 101.
foamystout - Toledo, Ohio | |
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What happens when plumbers become gardeners!
Crackhead - Passionfruit, IA | |
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Bob meets his new neighbor: Ben Dover
Crackhead - Passionfruit, IA | |
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"So! What'cha up to tonight Sweet Cheeks?!"
Crackhead - Passionfruit, IA | |
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" Judging from the looks of you...you must be that transplant from Woodland Hills."
David Winger - Woodland HIlls, CA (Sparing the rest of you from doing this one) | |
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Nobody thought it was funny when the Good Humor man took up landscaping!
David Winger - Woodland HIlls, CA | |
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" Finally! Someone's 'bout ready to lower the boom"
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
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I just knew I was going to regret moving next door to the Simoni's!
Xray - Amery, WI | |
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"Is that the best you can do, Gray? Heck, my Grandbaby has a bigger green thumb than that!"
msquanna | |
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Our bush is guaranteed to make your neighbor's eyes water. Yes, it's the new 'Wild Onion' shrub.
msquanna | |
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"This Italian family seems pretty well-rounded to me."
msquanna | |
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Wildon checks the shrub each morning for signs of NEW GROWTH.
msquanna | |
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No matter what the issue, Bill's neighbor was always on the fence.
msquanna | |
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Gray confides to his neighbor how he hid his ugly old stump!
msquanna | |
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Wildon gives Mr. DeMille his best side.
msquanna | |
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"I knew these new neighbors were a bunch of BUMS!"
msquanna - WB, Boom...it's a pleasure! :) | |
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Just a couple of clips with my pruning shears and this bush will Tiptoe Through The Tulips!
Xray - Amery, Wi | |
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Looks like a Hole-In-One to me!
Xray - Amery, Wi | |
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That's the last time I buy assaleas on Ebay!
Davis Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
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Just another instance of Bush straddling the fence.
David Winger - Woodland HIlls, CA | |
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At that moment, Harold decided to TP the neighbors!
Corky - Rock Island, WY | |
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Elroy had this strange desire to take a dollar and stuff it in the bush.
Corky - Rock Island, WY | |
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How much longer till you're done fertilizing your lawn?
Boom Builder - Upwind | |
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No wonder it itches. You've got crab grass.
Boomlawn - Rootstown | |
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Kiss it and your dreams will come true.
Diane - Spencer,WI | |
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It's called a Moon Tree.Hope you like it!
Diane - Spencer,WI | |
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This is the new "Turn your a$$ at the person you do not like tree"..Sorry to tell you this! It's stuck in this position until further notice.
Diane - Spencer,WI | |
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Now you know why they call it the stinky tree.
Diane - Spencer,WI | |
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The berries are new..go a head try some!
Diane - Spencer,WI | |
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The sign say's..You look like this!
Diane - Spencr,WI | |
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The sign say's kiss me...I mean wipe me here!
Diane - Spencer,WI | |
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Well..There's even a brown spot!
Diane - Spencer,WI | |
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I see your problem.... You have a GROWTH in there!
Xray - Amery, WI | |
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Crikes! It's another bloomin' Bush baby!
Boom Irwin - Wranglin' a croc | |
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Even with camouflage, I can tell it's you, Amy.
Double 0 Boom - Shaking, but not stirring | |
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It's an asstronomer's dream come true! I can see Uranus, plus a full moon, and it's not even dark yet!
Sir Isaac Boomton - Star trekking | |
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Better stop the Miracle Gro
Bubbles | |
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Needs a trim
Amy | |
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Did that guy's leafy butt just wink at me?
AMy - Get with the times, it's | |
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That doesn't look like a greenhouse tomato to me!
All-natural Boom - (sorry if I forgot to say hi to any of the old gang!) | |
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Bob waits for an eco-friendly ATM machine to process a deposit.
The Green Boom Packers - (it's even good to see that whore Amy, my partner in crime) | |
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GreenPiece
Eco-Boom - (and it's good to see P.R. and C.K. and even... | |
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The valley of the jolly green giant.
Boomlike - (and it's good to see Mike and Peggy and David and... | |
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Soil-ent Green
Charlton Boomton - Good to see you again too, lew! (and Frank and Wildon and... | |
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Bob's hedge fund was finally about to yield some returns.
TD Waterboom - Taking stock of things | |
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Is that a Golf Ball in your pocket, Fred, or are you just happy to see my bush?
Xray - Amery, Wi | |
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"Pardon me. Do you have any Grey Poop-on?"
Superdad22 - Fort Wayne, IN | |
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"Not tonight, Amy. I'm all out of shrubbers."
Boomrick of Hollywood - Looking for a Trojan horse. | |
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Local man breaks record for length of time staring at shrubbery.
Xray - Thanks Frank! | |
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Euell Gibbons died from eating too many Hickory Nuts.
Xray - Amery, WI | |
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Fred was thinking, "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush", but it wasn't a bird that he was holding on to!
Xray - Amery, WI | |
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Bob checks out his neighbor Joe's new invention: a self-fertilizing bush!
Superdad22 - Fort Wayne, IN | |
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"I'm no doctor, Frank, but I'd say you're going just a bit too heavy on the fiber."
Frank Monaco - Coconut Creek, FL. (congrats, Mike) | |
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One flew INTO the poo-poo's nest
Sharkbait - Fort Wayne, IN | |
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A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush!
Superdad22 - Fort Wayne, IN | |
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It's the latest in VOTING MACHINES. Just reach in and pull the lever!
Xray - Can it possibly work TWICE???? | |
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Bobs' lawn dart hit the bullseye!
Tyman - Tyland | |
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You put your right hand in, you put your right hand out...
Superdad22 - Fort Wayne, IN | |
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Bob always has had trouble saying 'no' to crack!
Superdad22 - Fort Wayne, IN | |
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Only $19.95 for your very own full-size Human CHIA PET!
Xray - But Wait!, There's More! Call in the next 3 seconds..... | |
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When nature calls!
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
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Shrubby had very bad mannures.
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
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Herb is world's only known proctshrubolgist.
David' Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
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Wildon ponders to himself, ***Gee...I sure hate to see those berries go to waste!***
msquanna - Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk! | |
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Bobs neighbor, being an amateur Egyptianologist, recreates a long forgotten ruin...the Sphynxter.
lew | |
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Gilbert was always an ash man.
lew | |
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Art thought he heard a duck....
lew | |
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Jed is concerned that the nut doesn't fall too far from the tree.
lew | |
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Of course, if it were a tree, it would be Dogwood style.
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
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Herb's neighbors crack habit has gone too far.
lew - Good to see ya again Sh-Boom :) | |
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A peek into the future: George Bush rises from the dead after being buried in the year 2017.
Xray - I'm glad you like my disgusting eating berries caption! | |
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Bob's other landscaping included a goosed spruce, a nutty pine and a prickly ash!
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
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I like big shrubs an' I cannot lie...
Amy | |
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"C'mon, Wildon...would ya just pass the football already!"
msquanna | |
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Bob saw his neighbor only once in a green moon.
Galiboom Galileo - In asstronomy class | |
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Bob braces for an onslaught of greenhouses gases.
E.P.A. Boom - Protecting the environment | |
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"Oh, yeah? Just wait 'til you see my 'fountain!'"
msquanna - Nice threads, X! Congrats | |
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Bob and Bush both start to barf at the picking and eating berries caption.
That's the sickest, most disgusting caption I ever read - Ad Nauseam | |
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Bush prepares for his annual prostate exam.
Boom Cross & Boom Shield - Denying claims | |
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George was caught picking and eating his neighbor's berries.
Xray - Amery, Wi | |
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Not a pretty picture... especially when farmer Fred calls the cows in for grazing time!
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA (X-ray leverages out a win, congrats) | |
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Bob's putting greens had a-hole in one.
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
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Edward Scissorhands sends a message to his neighbor.
Boom & Decker - Sharpening my wits | |
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Bob had a nice house but it came with a sh***y view.
Boom Deere - On the fence | |
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"Looks like it's 'bout time to get the bushwacker out!"
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
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A gay redneck prepares to plow the back forty.
Mimi | |
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George has second thoughts about acting out his fantasy after noticing the mouse trap deep inside his neigbor's shrub.
Xray - Amery, **OUCH!** | |
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Bob checks out the neighbor's new leaf blower.
Better Booms and Gardens - Reading a magazine | |
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A redneck visit to the Grand Canyon.
Mimi | |
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"That's impossible...a bush with a trunk "
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
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Local man gets killed from falling on a picket fence while hugging a strangely shaped tree!
Xray - Amery, (thanks for congrats everyone!) | |
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I am NOT removing that thorn!
Amy | |
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That's the biggest prickly bush I've ever seen.
AMy | |
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This guy's getting a grassectomy before he can produce any little fruits.
Amy | |
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When neighbors found out what Henry did... his ass was really grass!
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
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Get the hose! This bush needs a high colonic.
Amy | |
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Green with enemavy.
Amy | |
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Now where in the heck did that woodpecker go?
Amy | |
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This bud's for you!
Amy | |
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Time to nip this in the butt.
Amy | |
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Get out the Preparation H...this is one burning bush tush.
Amy - Xray gets our vote! | |
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Nothing quite like a Bunsai tree!
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
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The Green Smile.
P.R. - Smalltown, USA | |
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George's neighbor had always been a little cheeky.
P.R. - Smalltown, USA | |
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Bob's neighbor saved him the trouble of taking a trip to see the Great Divide.
P.R. - Smalltown, USA | |
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Bob was about to pull out a picket and stickit.(Xray is right in style!)
P.R. - Smalltown, USA | |
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Bob prepares to Bushwack the moron who lives in the white house next door.
Boom Moore - At a rally | |
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Instead of fighting, Bob turned the other cheek.
The Plastic Boomo Band - Giving peace a chance | |
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George refused to come any closer and listen to his neighbors gossip.
Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca | |
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Bob gazes at a full moon.
Nicolaus Boompernicus - High in the sky | |
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Bob shows his dislike for his neighbors new hobby; astrology.
Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca | |
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"Do these leaves make my butt look big?"
Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca | |
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I still don't see the gerbil, Bob.
XXX Boom - At the bookstore | |
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Bob prepares to light a match.
Ka Boom - Kingsford | |
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Bush demonstrates how he plans to protect the borders.
Legal Boomien - On patrol | |
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"Henry, you always did have a stick up your butt."
Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca | |
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"George, you're really going to have to do something about those awful royds."
Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca | |
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Once again, Bush makes a big arse of himself.
Mo Ob - Recounting things | |
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Look, Bob, only one cavity.
Boom, now with fluoride - Busy brushing | |
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An angry U.S. citizen goes face-to-face with Bush.
B. O. O. M. - Supporting the troops by trying to bring them home | |
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"If you don't like it you can always leave."
Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca | |
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"What's the matter buddy, haven't you ever heard of love thy neighbor?"
Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca (xray gets the vote for the win) | |
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Bob refused to be a butt-kisser.
Boom with a view - In Defiance | |
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In the end, the Hatfield-McCoy feud was a split decision.
Boomshine - In the Northern states | |
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I always knew you were cracked, Bush.
Boom Deco - Recognizing great art | |
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So that's where your brains are, eh, Bush?
Boom Gardner - On the cutting hedge | |
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Sorry, Bush, you'll have to pull your head out of your arse by yourself.
Boom Bonzai - The White House lawn | |
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In celebration of MOON YOUR NEIGHBOR DAY......
Xray - Amery, WI | |
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The Whitehouse groundskeeper created a special "BUSH" just for our President.
Xray - Amery, WI | |
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The grASS is always greener in the other fellow's yard!
Xray - Amery, WI | |
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Wildon's true nature comes through in his artwork.
Xray - Amery, WI |