Peggy likes naked *MAN* from cold places (like Wisconsin). msquanna - ;-)
	Here come's the Ski Patrol. QUICK! Hide the crack. Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC
	Did his nude girlfriend say anything when she saw his scrotum frozen to the ski lift seat next to her. NO!...She kept her lips sealed. (Enjoyed your wise 'cracks', Mike) Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC
	DL flips upside down and has a nasty crack up. Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Peggy likes naked men from cold places (like Wisconsin). Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	This ice-cold skier might get himself a ROPE BURN! Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Skiier executes a surfer-like move known as Hanging Eleven (10 toes plus one.... you know). Mike Gray - Hung in Wisconsin
	Wildon likes to ski naked.... No butts about it! Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	DL bends over and cracks a smile. Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Dee makes bail. wildon
	Hooray Dee has eluded the Authorities, by escaping with the Bare necessities. wildon
	Picabo Street Streaks? wildon
	If he hits that sign,He will definitely have a hand up somewhere. DL - WI
	She does not look up very much...She is now! DL - WI
	True grit! DL - WI
	What a girl wants! DL - WI
	If he would just stand up and show the whole world what he is made of! DL - WI
	News report: The giant named "Nakedman" has been seen flashing through on hill tops again on skies! He likes broad casting his unusual hobby and say's it is cool... doing what comes natural with mother nature! DL - WI
	Nature boy as he is, all the way undone! DL - WI
	HMMMMMMmmmmmmmm!! DL - WI
	Wildon dreaming of being Mike Grey and doing his thing. DL - WI
	Butt Frank has Coco Nut Cheeks I never noticed before,
	Wildon decides to give everyone a "peak" at his "South face". Frank Monaco - Coconut Creek, FL.
	Snowman gone wild. Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	Mountain man loosing it in the wild. Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	Being a blind skier can have its advantages. Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"Dude I'm freezing my balls off." Duckboy - I RULE LAND
	Charlie wildon - Skis Assburn Colorado
	Dee come back, Mike isn't worth committing suicide over...murder yes. wildon
	DL of Wi has eloped to Las Alamos Nevada, Frank has sought Asylum in Canada. wildon
	This foreigner can not read English. He also ignored the sign that reads, "Skiers must wear proper clothing" Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Bill's Johnson, as seen from Peek-a-boo Street jwd - Portland, OR
	Ski bum jwd - Portland, OR
	The new flesh-toned ski suits feel like a second skin. msquanna
	Poor John he can only watch from the beginners slope. wildon
	Miles apart. wildon
	This isn't what Wildon meant when he asked Dee if she would like to join the mile high club. wildon
	Amy finally gets her big break. wildon
	How does Dennis go toboggin with out a toboggin in Boise? wildon
	Boise will be Boise but Dennis would rather be in Sheboygan. wildon
	Mary Moonlights in Vermont. wildon
	Dee made the Warsaw Olympic team, one Pole at a time. wildon
	Is that strange odor imminating from that icehole?...Charlie Tuna. wildon
	Rigid with the Frigid air, if Peggy asks if you've seen her icebox...SMILE. wildon
	Thanks for the snow job Grob. wildon
	If Charlies asks if you have seen his Chili Dog...Don't answer. wildon
	Beauty is only skin deep, but cold is to the bone(r). Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Wildon just wants to go inside and warm his dogs...er, dog. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	No way this guy can ever be a hot dog skier. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	The original Coldplay wasn't a rock band, but a really cool sport. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	At least two of the three poles don't experience shrinkage in cold weather. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	The exact opposite of a winnie roast. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Hell freezes over, the Cubs win a world series, and pigs fly...wait a minute - that's Wildon! Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Chestnuts freezing on a downhill slope... P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	Lusty skier will be sporting a different kind of wood any minute. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Snowballs. P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	Local politician's latest snow job exposed. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Due to recent budget cuts, some members of the U.S. ski team are left out in the cold. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	John le Carre's initial vision for his book, The Spy Who Came in from the Cold. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Once again, David gets the short end of the stick! P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	Cold case investigator takes a little R&R. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Being a ballet fan, David finally gets a chance to see the Nutcracker. P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	SPF 15 lotion only works for sunburn...freezer burn is a whole other issue. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Lucky guy - all three poles are the same length. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Stay away from those burritos at lunch if you want to avoid a steamy behind. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	New medical procedure is in early testing phase - frostbite circumcision. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	The emperor's new ski clothes look like his other outfits. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	The cut-off point. P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	Trouble is, Wildon's point is hard to find. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Wildon's more thick skinned than I give him credit for. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	The Abominable Snowman goes high-tech! Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	After this the family jewels will need a good cleaning. Ponytayl - Scottsdale, AZ
	The end of offspring. Ponytayl - Scottsdale, AZ
	Bill is clearly the hands on favorite in the "Most Shrinkage" event. Ponytayl - Scottsdale, AZ
	This guy wanted to bring along his Preparation-H but he had no place to put it...... (well, sort of). Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Mike ignored all the signs on his way from Amery to Nolensville. Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Button Up Your Overcoat. wildon - Shush
	To Plough or not to Plow. wildon
	Once, again, Wildon misinterprets the meaning of SHUSH. msquanna
	Over Hill, over Dale, How come Peggy gets to be on top. wildon
	Thank you for the pointers Amy...Sigh! wildon
	That certainly explains what happened to the missing glove, now if only David could find his missing gerbil. wildon
	Over hill, over dale, greetings to my frat boys, back at Yale. msquanna
	Did you ever notice how much Mike looks like Sonny Bono, after he hit the tree. wildon
	Smart skiier protects his eyes. Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Thanks Mary for showing us a Freeway. wildon
	Tennessee winters can be brutal! msquanna - Scary, P.R.! Congrats!
	Leave it to David to know a back way. wildon
	While Airforce-1 is down for maintenance, George Bush finds other means of transportation. Mike Gray - Amery, WI

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