Mike sneezed as he was paying his phone bill. Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Everyone realized it was not a good idea for Peter Parker to set up the telephone network. Chris - Fort Worth, Texas
	Oh what a tangled web we weave, when new connections we conceive .... His Grace - UK
	The crew of K19 tried desperately to bypass the leak in the nuclear reactor cooling system. Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Being from Grinder's Switch Minnie Pearl was a natural for Burlesque. wildon
	What happened when E.T. tried to phone home. Low Hian Cheng - Singapore
	Reach out and tether someone. Amy Sherman - Glen Ellyn, IL
	The Repair Techs can't seem to figure out what's causing all the Crosstalk. Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	look ma it's the newest show "extreme makeover spider-man home edition" tennis chick - hersheys bar, M&M land
	Scene from the new movie: "The Matrix...Rewired". Robsan - Phila, PA
	The company that hires, wires and fires. Low Hian Cheng - Singapore
	Next time you sack a telephonist Jim, pay her in lieu of notice .... His Grace - UK
	Wanted: Experienced telephone operator. Must be able to cope in a crisis His Grace - UK
	happy thanksgiving, turkey day, pilgrim's day, gnivigsknaht (for the dyslexic), or whatever you call it, to everyone! knuckles - fort wayne, IN
	suddenly, bob realizes why his wife said "this isn't a good place to house the nephews knuckles - fort wayne, IN
	in the jungle, the mighty jungle the techno sleeps tonight... knuckles - fort wayne, IN
	okay dawgz, all da' silly sring is gone, we'll TP da' next house funkmaster G - da' ghetto
	okay, in this here manual, it says ta' cut the black wire... billy bob - a farm in texas
	cleverly disguised as a phone company, the Michael Jackson Addicts Company is secret to the public knuckles - fort wayne, IN
	Precursor of the world wide WEB? Low Hian Cheng - Singapore
	The Control Room at the Spaghetti factory. Robsan - Phila, PA
	The operator finally figured out how to connect Mike with Wildon! Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Still serving AOL dial-up users! David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA
	"Amery reports explosive growth in connections over the last quarter ...." His Grace - UK
	It's our new anti-spam measures. The packets time-out before the e-mail gets through .... His Grace - UK
	.... We call this one our "Rats' Nest" configuration His Grace - UK
	No wonder they charge Long Distant rates for Local Call ! His Grace - UK
	Yes ma'am: This is the operator. Could you pull the wire in a bit at your end please ? His Grace - UK
	"Hold the line caller .... trying to connect you" His Grace - UK
	You should have seen this place BEFORE the equipment upgrades were completed! Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Oh what a tangled web we weave from what Mr. Bell did conceive. Shep - Morganton, NC
	my arm pit hair gilgon
	a close up of my mom's armpits knuckles - fort wayne, IN
	if you think this is bad look at the basement gilgon
	I dread the day when we move knuckles - fort wayne, IN
	the scene after spider man had a battle with the green goblin gilgon
	this is a longshot of New York City after Spiderman retires knuckles - fort wayne, IN
	the phone co. asked spider man tho do the wiring for them. big mistake. gilgon - fort wayne
	honey, I lost the kids knuckles - fort wayne, IN
	(our mission statement)- we promise to irritate you with multiple telemarketing calls at 6:00 in the morning, until you give up and donate money to us so we can build casinos, in which the Mormons will play religiously so we can save up money until we're filthy rich, even though there are poor people on Main street that we don't give a second thought on. knuckles - fort wayne, IN
	(our mission statement)- our company is excellent, with one exception. we lost the phone knuckles - fort wayne, IN
	(Frankenstein)- gesundheit! knuckles - fort wayne, IN
	hey look, a cobweb...ZZTZZTZTZZZTZZ!!!!!-that wasn't a cobweb knuckles - fort wayne, IN
	deck the halls with... knuckles - fort wayne, IN
	the key word is 1902 knuckles - fort wayne, IN
	the first laptop. knuckles - fort wayne, IN
	this is where Mike Gray works knuckles - fort wayne, IN
	The insides of a Florida voting machine. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	How do they get all those wires in that iPod? Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Spiderman redecorates. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Alexander Graham Hell David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA
	"We need to fire that new wiring technician. What's his name again? Peter Parker, I think?" Frank Monaco - Coconut Creek, Fl.
	Even after being grounded by Ma Bell, young Amery still refused to clean his room. Shep - Morganton, NC
	Amery Phone Co......so simple even your kids can wire it. G - Here,KS
	Amery Phone Co.......You want it fixed......You do it! G - Here,KS
	Connecting people the way no other phone company could. G - Here,KS
	The bomb squad is going to have a time with this one! G - Here,KS
	Thanks to the Miller twins, Amery Phone Company had to discontinue the "bring your kids to work" day. Shep - Morganton, NC
	We are trying to pinpoint the problem, sir. We are pretty sure it is one of the black wires. Shep - Morganton, NC
	Amery Phone Co. ...the very same company that went on to design our freeway systems! David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA
	And you thought a tangled phone cord was a problem! David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA
	"I'm sorry, sir, but we seemed to have got our wires crossed." msquanna
	Facility for long, long-distance phone calls - circa 1902. Low Hian Cheng - Singapore
	Phone companies should NEVER NEVER withdraw free-phone-call benefits from their employees. Low Hian Cheng - Singapore
	"Can you hear me now?" jwd - Portland, OR
	The white cables are phones, the blacks for data. Any questions? RK - Lynbrook, NY
	Wildon's first day on the job as 'Tech Support.' msquanna
	Jim's attempt at communications on the www Helen - Yorkshire
	Our new installation for high speed Web access. Mike Gray - Amery, WI

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