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Hey why go to the office supply place I can get you some white out!!
nesey | |
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Amy...Just a little dab will do her.
Wildon | |
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That ice cream vendor is selling something called Dove Bars. I probably don't want to know.
Pia Doublestream - Yellow River | |
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Everybody's heard about the bird.... Papa ooh mou mou papa ooh mou mou.....
Mike Gray - Amery, WI | |
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Notice how clean the walk is? It's because I NEVER MISS!
Mike Gray - Amery, WI | |
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How 'bout a drop of marshmallow creme in your bowl of Spumoni?
Mike Gray - Amery, WI | |
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HEY PAL! LOOK UP AND SEE THE TALKING BIRD!
Mike Gray - Amery, WI | |
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Flipping off a bird can have messy repercussions.
Charlie S. - Centennial, CO | |
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Pigeon holed.
Charlie S. - Centennial, CO | |
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Jim hurried to the bank's restroom after receiving an unexpected deposit from Charles Squab.
Shep - Morganton, NC | |
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Considering what Bush is doing to the people, I really don't feel all that bad.
Charlie Foxtrot - D.C. | |
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Excuse me sir would you like some gray poop on ?
nesey | |
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"Here I sit broken hearted - came to bomb but only farted."
CWS | |
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"INCOMING...!"
msquanna | |
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"Is that a bomber jacket he's wearing? Oh, the irony!"
Frank Monaco - Coconut Creek, Fl. | |
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"Got a little message for ya, pal. Heh-Heh-Heh."
Frank Monaco - Coconut Creek, Fl. | |
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My friends don't call me "Sniper" for nothin'!
Mike Gray - Amery, WI | |
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OK, Baldy...here's one for you!
Mary F - Jax, Fl | |
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Dave Matthews' pigeon
jwd - Portland, OR | |
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"Pardon me, do you have any grey poop on?"
jwd - Portland, OR | |
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Ready, aim, drop! Bulls eye!
Mary F - Jax, Fl | |
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Naw, not enough hair. I'll pass.
Larry Fishbach - Aurora, OH | |
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I think he is going to be to Pooped to go out tonight!
nesey | |
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"Little birdie flying high, dropped a message from the sky.....thanking God that cows DON'T fly!"
Helen - Yorkshire | |
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Actually, Knuckles, I believe it's called a "poupee" in this case. Amy - Glen Ellyn, IL | |
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Pedro was legendary for stickin' it to the Man.
Amy - Glen Ellyn, IL | |
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Mike wants to be sure Peg is the "right" woman, so he asks for a "sign" from above.
msquanna | |
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Peggy's pet bird handles unwanted guests quite effectively!
Mike Gray - Amery, WI | |
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Darn! I'm only FLATULENT!
Mike Gray - Amery, WI | |
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here, have a toupee
knuckles - fort wayne, IN | |
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unfortunately for bob, it was buy 1, get 1 free day.
knuckles - fort wayne, IN | |
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get ready for a whitewash
knuckles - fort wayne, IN | |
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1 for the money, 2 for the show...
knuckles - fort wayne, IN | |
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BOMBS AWAY!
knuckles - fort wayne, IN | |
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polly plans to give revenge to mr. lumberjack
knuckles - fort wayne, IN | |
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darn, i've got to reload and there's not a single trash can around anywhere
knuckles - fort wayne, IN | |
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ooh boy! this one's worth 10 points!
knuckles - fort wayne, IN | |
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i've only got one shot, so I'd better not miss
knuckles - fort wayne, IN | |
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Misreading his fortune, Wildon 'thought' it said, "Today you will be HIT on."
msquanna | |
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Picanti sauce or not, Mike really needs to pick up the Pace.
msquanna | |
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Where will YOU be when YOUR laxative kicks in?
msquanna | |
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...which goes to show I'm not the only one who targets Wildon.
Charlie S. - Centennial, CO | |
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Constipation can be a real party pooper.
Charlie S. - Centennial, CO | |
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This is America - be patient and a fat one will come by shortly.
Charlie S. - Centennial, CO | |
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A drop box is in the eye of the beholder.
Charlie S. - Centennial, CO | |
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Pigeon wishes he had an eagle eye.
Charlie S. - Centennial, CO | |
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Afterwards, the bidet water follows.
Charlie S. - Centennial, CO | |
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A small payback for destroying an entire habitat.
Charlie S. - Centennial, CO | |
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The shotgun strategy works best in these situations.
Charlie S. - Centennial, CO | |
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Formal introductions can be messy.
Charlie S. - Centennial, CO | |
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A little something from my home to your dome...
Amy - Glen Ellyn, IL | |
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"Waste makes paste," I always say.
Amy - Glen Ellyn, IL | |
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Some thought Newton's theory on gravity was full of crap... but not this guy.
Charlie S. - Centennial, CO | |
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I'll give this guy something to comb over...
Amy - Glen Ellyn, IL | |
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Using your head isn't always a good thing.
Charlie S. - Centennial, CO | |
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Lesson: Don't drop your physics course.
Charlie S. - Centennial, CO | |
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Little Birdie in the sky, dropped some white stuff in my eye. I'm no baby, I won't cry. I'm just glad that COWS don't fly!
Mike Gray - Amery, WI | |
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A black jacket... perfect!
Shep - Morganton, NC | |
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A close relative to the bulebird of happiness is the pigeon of dry cleaning.
Shep - Morganton, NC | |
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Peggy's date greets her with a white boutonniere on his jacket.
Mike Gray - Amery, WI | |
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Hey guys, It's Bill Clinton! Let's do to him what he did to our country!
Mike Gray - Amery, WI | |
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Peggy flew the coop, in search of a bigger pecker.
wildon | |
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"I'm aiming for that statuesque blonde."
jwd - Portland, OR | |
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Mike feels comfortable wearing "black" again, since his dandruff cleared.
msquanna | |
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Wildon thought his coupon for a 'FREE Tattoo' was too good to be true.
msquanna | |
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Mike decides to lose the tie for his first date, because it had a "spot."
msquanna | |
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It was customary to PECK on Wildon.
msquanna | |
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Whether it's a newly cleaned car, or not, any shiny top will do."
edberger - ny, ny | |
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Pilot to bombardier, we have target in sight.
edberger - ny, ny | |
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....and in the next slide, we'll see how the Stool Pigeon gets it's name.
Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC | |
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Wait for it...Wait for it...
Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC | |
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Looks like he could use a little fertilizer on top.
Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC | |
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It doesn't get any better than this.
Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC | |
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FINALLY....I don't think I could hold it much longer.
Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC | |
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Bombardier to Pilot...Target is coming into focus.
Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC |