Last Weeks Ugly Brother Winner:

Formal introductions can be messy.

Charlie S. - Centennial, CO

Hey why go to the office supply place I can get you some white out!!

nesey

Amy...Just a little dab will do her.

Wildon

That ice cream vendor is selling something called Dove Bars. I probably don't want to know.

Pia Doublestream - Yellow River

Everybody's heard about the bird.... Papa ooh mou mou papa ooh mou mou.....

Mike Gray - Amery, WI

Notice how clean the walk is? It's because I NEVER MISS!

Mike Gray - Amery, WI

How 'bout a drop of marshmallow creme in your bowl of Spumoni?

Mike Gray - Amery, WI

HEY PAL! LOOK UP AND SEE THE TALKING BIRD!

Mike Gray - Amery, WI

Flipping off a bird can have messy repercussions.

Charlie S. - Centennial, CO

Pigeon holed.

Charlie S. - Centennial, CO

Jim hurried to the bank's restroom after receiving an unexpected deposit from Charles Squab.

Shep - Morganton, NC

Considering what Bush is doing to the people, I really don't feel all that bad.

Charlie Foxtrot - D.C.

Excuse me sir would you like some gray poop on ?

nesey

"Here I sit broken hearted - came to bomb but only farted."

CWS

"INCOMING...!"

msquanna

"Is that a bomber jacket he's wearing? Oh, the irony!"

Frank Monaco - Coconut Creek, Fl.

"Got a little message for ya, pal. Heh-Heh-Heh."

Frank Monaco - Coconut Creek, Fl.

My friends don't call me "Sniper" for nothin'!

Mike Gray - Amery, WI

OK, Baldy...here's one for you!

Mary F - Jax, Fl

Dave Matthews' pigeon

jwd - Portland, OR

"Pardon me, do you have any grey poop on?"

jwd - Portland, OR

Ready, aim, drop! Bulls eye!

Mary F - Jax, Fl

Naw, not enough hair. I'll pass.

Larry Fishbach - Aurora, OH

I think he is going to be to Pooped to go out tonight!

nesey

"Little birdie flying high, dropped a message from the sky.....thanking God that cows DON'T fly!"

Helen - Yorkshire

Actually, Knuckles, I believe it's called a "poupee" in this case.

Amy - Glen Ellyn, IL

Pedro was legendary for stickin' it to the Man.

Amy - Glen Ellyn, IL

Mike wants to be sure Peg is the "right" woman, so he asks for a "sign" from above.

msquanna

Peggy's pet bird handles unwanted guests quite effectively!

Mike Gray - Amery, WI

Darn! I'm only FLATULENT!

Mike Gray - Amery, WI

here, have a toupee

knuckles - fort wayne, IN

unfortunately for bob, it was buy 1, get 1 free day.

knuckles - fort wayne, IN

get ready for a whitewash

knuckles - fort wayne, IN

1 for the money, 2 for the show...

knuckles - fort wayne, IN

BOMBS AWAY!

knuckles - fort wayne, IN

polly plans to give revenge to mr. lumberjack

knuckles - fort wayne, IN

darn, i've got to reload and there's not a single trash can around anywhere

knuckles - fort wayne, IN

ooh boy! this one's worth 10 points!

knuckles - fort wayne, IN

i've only got one shot, so I'd better not miss

knuckles - fort wayne, IN

Misreading his fortune, Wildon 'thought' it said, "Today you will be HIT on."

msquanna

Picanti sauce or not, Mike really needs to pick up the Pace.

msquanna

Where will YOU be when YOUR laxative kicks in?

msquanna

...which goes to show I'm not the only one who targets Wildon.

Charlie S. - Centennial, CO

Constipation can be a real party pooper.

Charlie S. - Centennial, CO

This is America - be patient and a fat one will come by shortly.

Charlie S. - Centennial, CO

A drop box is in the eye of the beholder.

Charlie S. - Centennial, CO

Pigeon wishes he had an eagle eye.

Charlie S. - Centennial, CO

Afterwards, the bidet water follows.

Charlie S. - Centennial, CO

A small payback for destroying an entire habitat.

Charlie S. - Centennial, CO

The shotgun strategy works best in these situations.

Charlie S. - Centennial, CO

Formal introductions can be messy.

Charlie S. - Centennial, CO

A little something from my home to your dome...

Amy - Glen Ellyn, IL

"Waste makes paste," I always say.

Amy - Glen Ellyn, IL

Some thought Newton's theory on gravity was full of crap... but not this guy.

Charlie S. - Centennial, CO

I'll give this guy something to comb over...

Amy - Glen Ellyn, IL

Using your head isn't always a good thing.

Charlie S. - Centennial, CO

Lesson: Don't drop your physics course.

Charlie S. - Centennial, CO

Little Birdie in the sky, dropped some white stuff in my eye. I'm no baby, I won't cry. I'm just glad that COWS don't fly!

Mike Gray - Amery, WI

A black jacket... perfect!

Shep - Morganton, NC

A close relative to the bulebird of happiness is the pigeon of dry cleaning.

Shep - Morganton, NC

Peggy's date greets her with a white boutonniere on his jacket.

Mike Gray - Amery, WI

Hey guys, It's Bill Clinton! Let's do to him what he did to our country!

Mike Gray - Amery, WI

Peggy flew the coop, in search of a bigger pecker.

wildon

"I'm aiming for that statuesque blonde."

jwd - Portland, OR

Mike feels comfortable wearing "black" again, since his dandruff cleared.

msquanna

Wildon thought his coupon for a 'FREE Tattoo' was too good to be true.

msquanna

Mike decides to lose the tie for his first date, because it had a "spot."

msquanna

It was customary to PECK on Wildon.

msquanna

Whether it's a newly cleaned car, or not, any shiny top will do."

edberger - ny, ny

Pilot to bombardier, we have target in sight.

edberger - ny, ny

....and in the next slide, we'll see how the Stool Pigeon gets it's name.

Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC

Wait for it...Wait for it...

Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC

Looks like he could use a little fertilizer on top.

Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC

It doesn't get any better than this.

Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC

FINALLY....I don't think I could hold it much longer.

Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC

Bombardier to Pilot...Target is coming into focus.

Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC

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