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"We found him like this in the shallow end of the holy water fountain."
Don | |
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"Interesting statue, but it really doesn't fit my decor."
Don | |
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"I'm very sorry Mr. Pope, the devil made me do it."
Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca | |
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NFL scouts have used the Pope for years in evaluating draft choices. Here, a young candidate displays his spin moves.
Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca | |
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"Father Flanigan, you must stop eating those Cocoa Puffs for breakfast."
Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca | |
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"You must remember my son, no matter how you shake it or how you dance, the last drop always falls in your pants."
Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca | |
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Do ALL people from Nolensville act like you?
Xray - Amery, WI | |
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"And when your done with your penitence of cleaning the floor with your head Father Flanigan, you may finish by cleaning the bathroom."
Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca | |
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In repentance for your sins, you must recite the Rosary 1,543 times while spinning on your head and clicking your heals together. When you finish, then God will forgive you.
Xray - Amery, WI | |
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"Joe just doesn't understand that you can't teach an old dog new tricks."
Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca | |
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After attempting a complex dance move, the Pope cried out, "Now I know why they call it BREAK dancing!"
Xray - Amery, WI | |
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It's better than being a butt kisser.
Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca | |
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"Yes my son, you may have a Klondike Bar now."
Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca (Corky cuts one for the win) | |
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I don't care if you stand on your head, you may NOT marry my daught... er... um.... Security, take this annoying little pest to the dungeon!
Xray - Amery, WI | |
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I DIDN'T SAY, "SIMON SAYS!"
Xray - Amery, WI | |
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A Priest once visited the Pope, for permission for him to elope. The Pope said, "Forget It! You'll only regret it, and risk being labeled a DOPE!"
Xray - Amery, WI | |
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Michael Jackson helps the Pope celebrate his Birthday...Michael Jackson's that is.
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You really know how to, -What is the expression?- "Fracture a motion", young fellow!
Pia Doublestream - Yellow River | |
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"That reminds me. There are some loose rosary beads on the floor."
Don | |
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"For Heaven's sake, Michelangelo, that's the 3rd time you've fallen from the platform this week. Finish the damn painting already!"
Don | |
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After being turned away at the door, a Jehovah Witness drops in through a skylight.
Don | |
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"Very nice. Now let's see what the protestant contestant can do."
Don | |
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"Abstinence is tough on all of us, Bishop O'Reilly. You'll get used to it."
Don | |
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"Father O'Brien, you attended another Irish wake, didn't you?"
Don | |
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"Okay, okay, so you have Bingo. Don't get so excited."
Don | |
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"No, that doesn't qualify as a miracle."
Don | |
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"You really need to work on your genuflect."
Don | |
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"You holy rollers are such drama queens!"
ShAzAaM | |
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"Do we really need a halftime show?"
ShAzAaM | |
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A dancer tried teaching the Pope. He twisted and spun on a rope. The dancer said "Try it!", the Pope replied "Quiet!, don't you understand the meaning of NOPE!?"
Xray - Amery, WI | |
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That's very entertaining, son, but could you please do it with your legs TOGETHER?
Xray - Amery, WI (Congrats to Corky!) | |
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Pope learing from a Dervish how to whirl.
Xray - Amery, WI | |
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"Tragic, yes, but God must have made you that way for a reason, my son."
Boom - Corky makes the cut! Congrats! | |
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The Pope rehearses with his stand in double for the upcoming MTV spot.
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God toss's back the first nomineee for sainthood.
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"Yes, you may kiss my ring, but I make it a rule not to kiss anything presented by my entertainers."
P.R. - Smalltown, USA | |
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"That's not how it's usually done, but I'll accept the change that fell from your pockets as a donation to the Church."(WTG,Corky!)
P.R. - Smalltown, USA | |
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"Yo, my name is Ratzinger, I'm the holiest playa/I rock the mic hard with my papal prayer/C of E suckas gonna kiss my ass/When I shake the Vatican with my hardcore mass."
Ed Duffy - Birmingham, UK | |
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Dziekuje po czysciles moje podwozu marmurski. (Thanks for polishing my marble floor).
Daniel - Toledo, Ohio | |
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Did You see all those Holy Rollers in the previous caption?
wildon | |
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His Holiness was unimpressed with the first batch of hopefuls on Pope Idol.
Ed Duffy - Birmingham, UK (Congrats, Corky!) | |
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"Hmmm, first time for this. Do I kiss his feet, or the top of his head?"
Frank Monaco - Coconut Creek, Fla. | |
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Bless you my child, for you have spinned.
Amy - WTG Corky! | |
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"Why can't you just stand or kneel like everyone else?"
Don | |
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Dancing For The Stars.
Don | |
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"First word, two syllables? Hmm. I don't get it. Try the second word."
Don | |
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"And you can just stay that way until you tell me where my ring is."
Don | |
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"Nope. Still not enough to get you into Heaven."
Don | |
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"I hear you've been looking up the Catholic girls' uniform skirts."
Don | |
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"I see someone's been into my wine cellar again."
Don (Nice win, Corky) | |
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The exorcism appears to be going quite well.
Larry Fishbach - Aurora, OH |