First attempts to clone a rooster were not encouraging .... His Grace - UK
	Mini Me? Shep - Morganton, NC
	How do you get out of this chicken outfit? Clem - Arkinsaw
	Last attempt to find out why the chicken crossed the road. Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC
	Some are 'breast men.' Some are 'leg men.' Wildon, he's a 'comb guy.' Mary - Los Angeles
	Mike squeezed again.....but he STILL couldn't produce an egg Helen - Yorkshire
	All the fellows knew of Amy's Fowl reputation, but Charlie was still game. wildon
	Odds are Amy will Pullet wildon
	Amy has a Hare raising experience. wildon
	I am your father, Luke! Pia Doublestream - Yellow River
	When I snap my claws you will remember nothing about being down on one knee punching yourself in the face but the taste for raw chicken will remain DogRL - Coopersburg
	Wildon's son finally meets his mother. Amy
	It's amazing how two different species could have such a huge difference in head size, and have the exact same BRAIN size! Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Peggy keeps all of her livestock separated according to species. Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Despite his efforts to charm them, the chickens still feared Wildon's midnight forays. Grob - Chatsworth, CA
	Hoping to lure a mate, Mike starts off with a few cat calls to the first female to strut her stuff. msquanna
	My advice to you is to avoid all colonels. Look what one did to Elvis! Charlie Foxtrot - D.C.
	Since a restraining order didn't work, Wildon's companion installs an electric fence. msquanna
	Mike didn't want to "cross the road" before donning the proper attire. msquanna
	Junior begs for a worm from Mom. Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Bird Brain. edberger - ny, ny
	"shutup cocky" Duck Boy - I rule land
	The grandson of Colonel Sanders takes the family business a bit too seriously. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Both creatures are filled with hormones and drugs..having about the same life expectancy. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Darwin gets the theory of evolution backwards. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Wildon could never keep his eyes off a fine breast...of chicken. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Some just go through life winging it. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Wildon's small one won't go very far at the local cock fights (or at the local singles bar). Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Hard to say which one is in the cage. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Two bad eggs...both are getting fried tonight. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	"Cluck off." Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	The original hen pecked man. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Wildon has the hairstyle down...now all he needs is the tar and feathers. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Contemplating the physics of flipping the bird. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Copy cat! Cluck, cluck, cluck! Mary F - Jax
	"I've tried everything! How do you get that to look so natural?" Frank Monaco - Coconut Creek, FL
	"I never heard of Cock-a-doodle-doo. You meant Motley Crue, right mate?" Frank Monaco - Coconut Creek, FL
	Peggy is concerned about how much time her husband spends hanging around the chicken coop. Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	"What you talkin about Willis." Duckboy - I RULE LAND
	I LIKE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!! Duckboy - I RULE LAND
	Wanna get our beak on? Amy - Glen Ellyn, IL
	Nice doo. Amy - Glen Ellyn, IL
	I'm old enough to know the truth about my father now! Amy - Glen Ellyn, IL
	What part of Rhode Island? Amy - Glen Ellyn, IL
	"You must be the ugly duckling I keep hearing about." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"Jail bird." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"Who are you calling chicken?" Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"You didn't really pay for that hair cut did you?" Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	Identical twins cock fighting. Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	El Gringo Loco. Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"Are you my mother?" Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"What do you mean which one came first?" Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	".....okay, punk....make my day...!!!" Helen - Yorkshire
	"I'd ask you to step outside, but I can see you're chicken!" P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	"Wattle you do if you ever get loose?" P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	"We must go to the same barber!" P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	"Anyone ever tell you you're one good-lookin' chick?" P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	"Us redheads gotta stick together!" P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	"You're driving me crazy with that cackling. You sound just like my old lady!" P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	"How long you been in the pen? I know a good lawyer!" P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	"You teach me how to fly, I'll teach you how to skateboard!" P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	"You copying my hairstyle, dude?" P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	"Now tell the truth - how do you lay an egg?" P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	Cock-a-doodle-dude jwd - Portland, OR
	Drumsticks Along The Mohawk jwd - Portland, OR
	Wildon attempts to steal a kiss, but ends up getting hen-pecked. Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	I'm a Draft-Dodger, so that makes me a CHICKEN too! Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	You hold it erect and then WHATTT ? His Grace - UK
	Don't stare, dude ! His Grace - UK
	OK. I got the hair. Next, how do you put that shell thing round your eggs ? His Grace - UK
	Helen decides not to Pullet. wildon
	Drummer, looking for a new pair of drumsticks. WILDON
	Henny Youngman wildon
	Cuckold Do Wildon

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