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I can't believe they made me write all this Sh%T!There....I am done! Can I go to the can now?
Diane - Spencer,WI | |
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This is the law....If you don't do the right thing... You will pay! it is written in these words!
Diane - Spencer,WI | |
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I am telling you!I don't know what it all means!...I am not joking either...I was taken over by some spirit and he made me do it!
Diane - Spencer,WI | |
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The Guiness Book of World Records for the l-o-n-g-e-s-t URL.
msquanna | |
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More proof that Bob is smarter than a 5th grader!
Sharkbait - Sydney, AK | |
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The 60's were not very good to Professor Dorkley!
Crackhead - Passionfruit, IA | |
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Chester did all he could to impress the chicks at the local geek convention.
Crackhead - Passionfruit, IA | |
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That wasn't a multiplication sign, Houston. It was just a piece of gum. I hope the shuttle crew likes the weather on Venus!
Clem - Arkinsaw | |
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Calculating the flight path for a space ship to get to Mars was much simpler than calculating Paris Hilton's expense account.
Xray - Amery, WI | |
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Even as an adult, Mr. Bart Simpson still hadn't learned his lesson.
Don | |
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"Or in layman's terms, you can't get there from here."
Don | |
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"Nice try, Professor, but the correct answer is still 'I before E except after C'."
Don | |
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The formula for an eraser.
Don | |
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"So as you can plainly see, train A and train B will meet at 3:00pm in Chicago."
Don | |
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"Oooh, I'm sorry. You didn't phrase your answer in the form of a question."
Don | |
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"A simple 'Yes' would have sufficed, Professor."
Don (Thanks to all who offered congrats) | |
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Now I know how many licks there are in a Tootsie-Roll Pop!
Xray - Amery, WI | |
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After Wildon took an I.Q. test, the scoring computer kept crashing from a "divide by zero" error.
Xray - Amery, WI | |
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Professor Boris Chulenko spent his whole life working on the problem of, "How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood?"
Xray - Amery, WI | |
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Senator Wadsworth jots down the driving instructions for the road to peace.
lew | |
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Being a bacholer, Carl estimates the expiration dates on all his leftovers.
lew | |
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Wilford regrets on insisting his son leave him a note when leaving the house.
lew | |
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The recipe for McDonalds Special Sauce is finally reveiled.
lew | |
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Explaining the "birds and the bee's" to his son wasn't as easy as dad thought.
lew | |
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Professor Von Braun suspected someone of defacing his chalkboard...but it was only a py-tagger-ous theorem!
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
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The IRS prepares simplified instructions for tax forms.
Boom - Asking for a filing extension | |
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"If this is too confusing for you Manning...just take damn football and run like hell with it!"
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
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Bob hated when his wife left him a "to do" list.
Boom - Doing my part by picking up the dry cleaning | |
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Now, if I could only figure out women!
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
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Wheel of Fortune for mensas..."I'd like to buy a vector Boris."
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
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"Any questions?"
Boom - Waving my hand furiously | |
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"Therefore, Waldo must be in Des Moines, Iowa."
Boom - Wondering where in the world Waldo's parents are | |
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Text messaging circa 1915
Daavid Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
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"That's that. Now let's move on to step 2."
Boom - Waiting for the abridged version | |
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Just when Bob was about to solve the meaning of life, he ran out of chalk.
Boom - Don marks up a win! Congrats! | |
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If you read this very slowly,you will see a code in it.It says the teacher is having an affair with you know who!
Diane - Spencer,WI | |
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It say's: This is what dog poop is made of...YUK!
Dee - Spencer,WI | |
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This is the formula for..HM....Mary Jane I want-sum beer!Also known as..HM....!!! Marijuana beer!
Dee - Spencer,WI | |
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Finally the formula for Coca Cola is revealed.
Larry Fishbach - Aurora, OH | |
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Harry works tenaciously on the Theory Of Relativity. In other words, he's trying to figure out why his relatives don't like him.
Xray - Amery, WI | |
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"What was the question again?"
ShAzAaM | |
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After taking Helen out to dinner it often was difficult to determine the tip.
Wildon | |
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I've figured it out! It's a computer graphics program showing some jock getting pants'd at his senior prom!
Pia Doublestream - Yellow River | |
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Wildon is baffled as to why his caption won't "submit."
msquanna | |
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No, thanks. I think I'll just order the bucket of Colonel Sanders fried chicken.
msquanna - Don's win is written all over his face! Congrats | |
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Dad tries to figure out the instructions for assembling little Johnny's swing set.
Xray - Amery, WI | |
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Little Jimmy hated having to write sentences in Mr. Pythagoras' math class!
Superdad22 - Fort Wayne, IN | |
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After working on the problem for more than six days, Bob realizes he forgot to carry a two!
Superdad22 - Fort Wayne, IN | |
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Charlton figures out the mathematical probability that he actually did come from an ape!
Superdad22 - Ft. Wayne, IN | |
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Einstein's grocery list.
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
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"Okay...which one of you in my first grade class is wising off?"
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA (Don earns a write off...Congrats) | |
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Head Administrator in George Bush's Department of Brevity.
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
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"So the answer is ... Jordin."
Ed Duffy - Birmingham, UK (Nice one, Don!) | |
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You're right! 2+2 DOES equal 4! Deseryl - Lofton, US | |
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Peggy asked the Math Department at the local University for help balancing her checkbook. They were totally bewildered.
Xray - Amery, WI | |
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Xray carefully calculated his ex-wife's alimony payments.
Xray - Amery, WI | |
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New cast member of the hit show NUMB3RS.
Xray - Amery, (Nice win, Don!) | |
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I am afraid you will have to stay after school Miss De Wall, So that we Can observe your figures more closely. Oh! and by the way the Life Drawing Class is next door.
Wildon | |
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Charlie was an expert with figures especially Dee's.
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