Sylvester gave up on tennis when he couldn't find the tweet spot. jwd - Portland, OR
	Ok everyone! We will only do this, if we get a raise!Now all together!! MORE PAY OR NO PLAY! Again..... DL - WI
	Hurry up and call the Duck!He will help us get out of this situation. DL (Thank you jwd!) - WI
	This is the place,where we are going to learn how to fly? DL - WI
	Looks like Dick Cheney's been practicing his birdshot. jwd - Portland, OR (Congrats DL!)
	Perfect for a slam down serve. AMy
	"I don't get it. They keep hitting balls at each other, and call it love!" P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	"Dig that chick in the white shorts!" P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	Van Halen I am!!! Other chicks...NOT! DL - WI
	"Boy, these flying lessons are really a pain in the butt!" David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA
	"...and the great thing about these balls is you just need to rattle the grain and they all come back! Saves 'shelling out' for a ball boy,if you'll pardon the pun, ha ha!" Helen - Bradford
	"Herman must be tired... he's out of bounds!" David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA (DL made our day, grats)
	"Oh, now that is just NOT tennis!" Helen - Bradford
	"Yes, I hurt. But it might have been worse...we could have been golf balls!" David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA
	Tennis is the cheep, cheep, cheepest sport. Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	Four hot chicks making a raquet on the court. Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	The Wilson quadruplets waiting to have a bloody good time. Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	Spring has sprung at Wimbledon. Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	What do you get when you cross El Pollo Loco with the Wilson Corporation? Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"Just like when we were born...Game, Set, Hatch!" David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA
	"Damn, it's so hot on the court you could fry an egg...oh, my bad!" David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA
	"Ok let's play...as long as they call it mixed doubles and not scrambled doubles." David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA
	Boy that McEnroy is nasty: he told me the only way I'd ever get laid again is to crawl up a chicken's ass..and wait! David Winger - Woodland HIlls, CA
	"I think we're in the wrong game; you can't make a birdie in tennis!" P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	"What do you mean he's got big bucks? What's his net worth?" P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	"He's not a bad egg, he's just a little fuzzy-headed." P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	"I heard someone complain that we're making too much raquet!" P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	"Don't be yellow - it only hurts for a minute!" P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	"One more peep out of you and you're gonna' get served." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	Foul balls. Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	Now matter how you look at it, these balls will always be foul. Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	How the sport of Squash was invented. Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"Scrambled eggs anyone?" Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca (DL is quacking us up!)
	Breakfast is served. Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"Where are we? My memory's a little fuzzy." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	"Are you my mother?" Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	I will go first and then the rest of you leave as much as you can! DL - WI
	I don't like the way that person is looking at us. DL - WI
	I hate to say this bothers' and sister's!One of us are next! DL - WI
	This story does involve a topless chick racket and a court, but there's no mention of a pimp, prostitute, or a judge. Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC (DL's not Daffey, just good captions! Congrats!!)
	Ball developer's newest creation won't fly. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Charlie Quacks up watching Dennis make love. wildon
	Shy player refuses to come out of shell, but his equipment does. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	'Cheep' player won't shell out for regular balls. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Tennis lays more than one egg in latest scandal. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Wildon chickens out during crucial match. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Player scratches from match. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Another dumb cluck player puts eggs all in one basket. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Squash the little pumpkin...are you out of your gourd? wildon
	Lots of fowls called in championship match. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	The idea for badminton is hatched. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Wildon takes up tennis to become chick magnet. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Will grow up to be volleyballs. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Practice balls were designed for the lob. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Tennis pecking order has strings attached. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Not a love-love game. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Undercover spy balls are exposed. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	In some tennis matches it's impossible to bounce back. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Some losses are more deflating than others. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	New technology in rackets has balls lagging behind. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	McEnroe's first tennis lesson ended in one of his now famous temper tantrums - his BB gun took revenge on the balls. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Wildon can't stay on his diet even during tennis lessons...coach admits he bites. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	"I know, but just think what we're saving on air-fare!" Frank Monaco - Coconut Creek, Fl.

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