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"We have a winner in the caption contest for my picture. So why am I not laughing?"
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
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"Nay, do not forcibly be gettin' thy begattin' or thou willst be gittin' the same as thy victims begotten -- but thee will be gettin' it from thy cell mate." (From the book of "Rear End Collisions", chapters 5 to 10.)
Poe Knee | |
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"Don't jump to conclusions, folks. Details are still very sketchy!"
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
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Don't miss the premiere of channel 7's latest show...America's Top Rapist.
M.B. - Winger's the best and that's no BULLdozer! | |
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Well, don't look at ME! It's obvious that dude is WHITE!
Xray | |
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But... but.. I had no choice! Each of the five women held a gun to my head during the entire thing!
Xray | |
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Golly.... I didn't know that I had a twin brother!
Xray - - Good one, Pia! LOL!!!! | |
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"One victim claims the suspect had, ... am I reading this right? ... a night-light plugged into his left ear?"
Pia Doublestream - Yellow River | |
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"...but as you can plainly see, he's naked but I'm wearing a suit and tie."
Don | |
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"Don't look at me. I'm gay."
Don | |
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"Don't jump to conclusions; I come from a large family."
Don (Nice win, David.) | |
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"The suspect is known to be a master of disguise."
Boom - The Wingman crushes the competition! Congrats! | |
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"Just so you know, folks, my ex is the local police artist."
Frank Monaco - Coconut Creek, FL | |
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Father says that's why women are forbidden to go pillaging.
Tiny Toni | |
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I THINK I saw him in my MIRROR this MORNING!!!!!
Grike | |
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You guys in the control room are a gas! C'mon now, put the right picture of me..... um.... I meant of the rapist back up!
Xray | |
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The station logo pin on his lapel is too distracting.
Olive | |
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Get this right, people.... It's a RAP-ist contest search! That's right, we are searching for the world's greatest RAP-ist!
Xray - - David cleans up a win! | |
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No, EM but the dudes face is!
Humor ME | |
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RAPE IS NOT A JOKE
EM | |
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Oh, Oh !
Larry Fishbach - Aurora, OH | |
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"This guy must be the ugliest man in the world!"
P.R. - Smalltown, USA | |
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VERY funny Sybil. Will you ever get over the office party? I would expect more professionalism from our graphics department.
Amy - Swept off our feet by David! | |
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"Any similarity between this sketch and persons appearing on this channel is completely coincidental."(Congrats,David!)
P.R. - Smalltown, USA | |
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Wow. He's an unusually good-looking rapist, if I may opine.
Kiki - WTG David! | |
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HAVE YOU SEEN ME?
nicktizzle - petaluma | |
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"It's amazing. Our tip line is already ringing off the hook."
Spinoza - Kudos to David | |
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"Viewers, there's nothing wrong with your TV's volume. Bob is now exercising his right to remain silent."
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
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Everybody knew this guy was bad news!
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
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whatcha talking about Willis
nesey | |
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It got so quiet in the newsroom that you could hear an anchor drop!
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
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ohhhhhh ahhhh UMMMMM I told my date last night I was a wanted man,so I guess I was half right
nesey | |
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When this loser is found, they should tie a rope around his manhood, tie the other end to a horse, and see which one will run faster.
Billy Club - Yonkers, NY | |
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The latest reality TV show is cancelled before it even aired. (them sickos)
Billy Club - Yonkers, NY | |
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"Don't worry, folks! I'll be cleared and back in a few days...I work out of LA."
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
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"This is Marc Brown reporting, SUCKKKEEERRRSSSS!"
Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca | |
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"After years of relentless investigations and dead end leads and no other evidence, police are completely baffled and have officially closed this case."
Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca | |
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The news was fast breaking...so was Fred!
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
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"If you have seen this man or know who he is, keep it to yourself if you know what's good for you."
Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca | |
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"Uh, uh, moving right along to the weather forecast..."
Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca | |
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James suddenly has some recollection of where he was the night before!
Superdad22 - Fort Wayne, IN | |
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"Police say they have several leads in the case and believe the suspect may be right under their nose."
Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca | |
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Harold was prepared for this...he dyed his eyes blue!
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
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"I did not have sexual relations with that woman."
Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca | |
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"Police are searching for a Rapist who may resemble me, but is actually not me."
Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca (David bulldozes us for the win) |