They still are mourning over the fact that Jake and the Fat Man was cancelled. wildon
	Not wanting to face Hillary, Peggy hides under her desk. wildon
	Hey, Dude, wish you would install a beep..beep..beep on your chair, so when you back up I'll know it! Mary F - Jax, Fl
	It's obvious that Jumbo's co-worker is his main squeeze! P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	If he doesn't make it to the men's room soon, Tiny may be forced to dowload at his desk! P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	Tiny didn't mind his boss hiring another worker, but did he have to supersize? P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	of all the days to pick taco bell as the company lunch... knuckles - fort wayne, IN
	Dilbert's worst nightmare comes true. dormery
	Wildon helps Mike cram for a presentation. msquanna
	Some of the engineers at NASA were considered for astronaut training. Some were not. Shep - Morganton, NC
	Jim soon learned why the job interview focused more on his size that his qualifications. Shep - Morganton, NC
	Accepting a position in an office that is next door to a Krispy Kreme seemed like a good idea at the time. Shep - Morganton, NC
	Though it had seemed funny at the time, Fred was now beginning to regret switching the labels on Bob's Rogaine and Slim Fast. jwd - Portland, OR
	I know Peggy loves animals, but she made a huge mistake when she hired an elephant to maintain her web site! Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	If Fatso doesn't let me out of here very soon, the janitor will be cleaning up much more than spilled coffee! Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Once again I'm pressed to make a deadline. Amy - Glen Ellyn, IL
	Harold obviously frequented White Castle more than Kumar. Amy - Glen Ellyn, IL
	I can't seem to get rid of this heart burn... Amy - Glen Ellyn, IL
	I might be the only employee who has ever put in for a SMALLER desk. Amy - Glen Ellyn, IL
	No wonder HE needs glasses to see the screen. Amy - Glen Ellyn, IL
	Poor Ted. Guess HE'LL never mistake Wildon for the boss's wife again. Mary
	SMBLTS!! (save me but leave the ship) knuckles - fort wayne, IN
	have you ever heard fo the show "the biggest loser"? it's educational TV for you guys knuckles - fort wayne, IN
	i'm gunna slap the guy that told you 'bigger is better' knuckles - fort wayne, IN
	Mikey had heard there were a lot of 'stuffed shirts' in the company, but.... msquanna
	Big Jim used to be MY size until he accidentally sat on a high pressure air hose down in the Fab Shop! Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Big Jim is upset because no one uses the CP/M operating system any more. Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	The just hope someone gets my s o s. j - b
	"What can I do? True to the 80/20 Principle, 80 percent of a shared cubicle space is occupied by 20 percent of the brains." Low Hian Cheng - Singapore
	Pinch Sitter. wildon
	Hey ! If I pull my finger out, do you fly round and round the room ? His Grace - UK
	Y'know, when they said you could "really squeeze one out", I thought they meant .... His Grace - UK
	Defrag .... DEFRAG !!! His Grace - UK
	No No ! You dragged the frame .... Drag the CORNER ! His Grace - UK
	Phil's gas problem was becoming a worry His Grace - UK
	It's not bad enough that I can't breathe, Marty, but guess what's caught in the shredder under my bench! Pia Doublestream - Yellow River
	I'm the weaker twin, but no wonder! Look what I have to put up with! Mary F - Jax, Fl
	A big appetite for computing can push you up the corporate cubicle. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Cyberspace meets personal space. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Joe wasn't happy when he read his email that said he and Joe were being moved to a smaller cubicle. G - Here,KS
	The newest computer diet craze is expanding. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	"Jeeez! Now I know how Apple feels!" Frank Monaco - Coconut Creek, FL.
	does anyone have a 'wide load' sticker. jack - england
	I'll teach this scrawny twit never to take MY twinke ! Michael - London
	Dave's woried , he just can't understand why he has this awful pain in his chest in the evenings...... Michael - London
	Hey Dude...why don't you take your break early? It would be FINE with me! Mary F - Jax, Fl
	Tiny gives the new guy a different kind of wedgie. Hanes XXX
	There it is again, Carlos! Heavy breathing and throaty whispering! Hear it? Eagle Ears
	Ahmad hated his job most when Bubba had Mexican food for lunch. Slim Pickins
	The reason the backspace key was created. Typo
	Billy saved time by eating all his spam. jwd - Portland, OR
	*thinks* lucky for me I had this catheter fitted Helen - Yorkshire
	Clyde wants to tell Big Jim that he has "feelings" for him, but for some reason he just can't quite get it off his chest. Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	I smell Vicks. wildon
	Wonder if he knows he can join Weight Watchers online! Mary F - Jax, Fl
	Big Jim's caloric intake is measured in MEGABYTES! Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Big Jim growls in a menacing voice... "Don't you dare try to read my Emails!". His co-worker replies in a weak, struggling voice.... "Don't worry, I promise I won't!" Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Big Jim books a flight for him and his excited co-worker. Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	This guy eats a Twinkie for each line of Assembler code that he debugs! Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	While I'm sitting here, I'm gonna bid on another job...one that allows me my own cubicle! Mary F - Jax, Fl
	Larry was deflated when he found out he'd been downsized. jwd - Portland, OR
	Some geeks are such a waist. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Living off the fat of the LAN. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Some programmers just take too many bytes. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	It's about time computer professionals start living large. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	No prairie dogging in this cubicle. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	The newest computer virus is expanding quickly. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Fred gets behind in his computer class. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	New office furniture arrived, today--1 1/4 La-Z-Boy chairs. msquanna
	Note to self: ***Never hire someone off the street during the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.*** msquanna
	At 375, Mike tells Wildon it's time to crunch some numbers. msquanna
	Wildon's online obsession with DOLLY MADISON was out of control. msquanna
	Mike was having a difficult time 'fitting in' as a telemarketer. msquanna
	of all the cubicle partners i had to get THIS guy knuckles - fort wayne, IN
	looks likes i'm having squash for supper tonight knuckles - fort wayne, IN
	new from microsoft: airtight coworkers knuckles - fort wayne, IN
	"Good thing I don't use a laptop." Edberger - ny, ny
	Peggy's main squeeze. wildon
	" Dear Sandy, I'm a single guy and I really enjoy my job.However I'm having real problems at work, this guy has a HUGE crush on me....literally" Helen - Yorkshire
	Waiting to Exhale. msquanna
	I'll be the first person in history to file a Worker's Comp claim for Repetative Injury to his rib cage! Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	I can't take this any more.... I'm going to look for a different job.... as soon as I'm able to get out of my chair! Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Hey Big Jim.... There's a bucket of Spumoni icecream in the Lunch Room, so you'd better go get some before it's all gone! Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Hey, if it's not too much, could I ask you to suck in the gut for a little while? I'm checking my Email! Mary F - Jax, Fl
	Only six more hours of this, then I get to go home to my 340 pound wife! Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	My ugly (and obese) brother. Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Mikey can't move his arms, so he pecks out an Email to Wildon with his nose to ask him to please scoot in a little. Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Did I hear you correctly, Big Jim, that you had BEANS and PINEAPPLE JUICE for breakfast?! Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Nuke the whales! Mike Gray - Amery, WI
	Penn and Teller at their day job. jwd - Portland, OR
	I hate to tell you, but breathing is necessary to operate this computer! Mary F - Jax, Fl
	Beep...beep...beep...! msquanna
	welcome to sardines inc. knuckles - fort wayne, IN
	i may like big butts, but this is insane! knuckles - fort wayne, IN
	OUCH! knuckles - fort wayne, IN
	ya' know, there's a weight loss center for that knuckles - fort wayne, IN

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