Uh...Amy you do realize that that is a rectal thermometer your using, oh! you do, no wonder Mike is smiling. wildon
	Grob would you believe Nurse? wildon.
	How on earth did we end up in Chatsworth, Ca? Oh I know, Grob must have made a turn for the worse. wildon
	Amy, how do you expect us to compete with Avon if you keep failing to meet your quota? wildon
	Are you trying to seduce me Mrs. Surratt? wildon
	by simply rubbing some on Frank's bald spot, hair will, correction make that Ms. DL's bald spot. wildon
	Houston, We have a problem with Homer. Sorry Dave, but
	Must have been a haul of a cold! David Winger - Woodland HIlls, CA
	Just one more inane idea the mayor of Los Angeles has to relieve traffic CONJESTION! David Winger - Woodland HIlls, CA
	The truck is in a holding pattern in St. Louis...mot quite yet a town of a lot of SORE losers! David Winger - Woodland HIlls, CA
	Impressive! Nothing to sneeze at! David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA
	This is what half the sickly town camphor! David Winger - Woodland HIlls, CA
	Diane tries to hi-jack the truck, using a borrowed pop-gun. wildon
	DL.Is really Weldon!That son of a gun did it again, he used my name.Yes!He should demonstrate the product,The only problem is he has nothing to demonstrate on!Wait a Minuit!Yes he does! He has his George Bush and Mr.Clinton doll! DL - S from WI
	FEMA screws up again jwd - Portland, OR
	DL. will now give us a free Demonstration. By Burning JWD's BVD's
	Dagnab it PR I thought I told you that all deliveries were to be made in the rear. wildon
	Clinton finally decided to inhale. P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	Special delivery for Dolly Parton. P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	Hope for your chest. P.R. - Smalltown, USA
	Read the small letters.This product was testsd by Billy Clinotn and Monica lewinsky for pleasure and has done a great job! We garrentee this product for a hot time! DL - S from WI
	Try this instead of viagra..I here it will give a tingling hot time indeed!Clinton told me about his expeirence with this product and that is how I know! DL - S from WI
	This vapor rub really has weed in the mixture and it when you breath deep,it will make you feel very good and the police won't know you are actually useing drugs.The Diaper Head Man say's he got the stuff from Bush and the FBI changed the chemicals so Bush would not get caught! You see! He's never gotten over his drug taking days. DL - S from WI
	Dear Piglet, remember to squeel. wildon
	Wildon, your shipment has arrived. I don't know what you're going to do tomorrow, though! PEGGY LET
	That Mary is nothing to sneeze at, coyote fur, yes, but Mary's not. wildon
	Funny I didn't realize that Helen was that Stuffy wildon
	Ay! there's the rub. wildon For McDUFFY
	Frank apply freely...as if he would pay for the stuff. wildon
	Larry put those hubcaps back. Amy already has a set. Boy does she ever. wildon
	Yes, DL - S from WI., it was good for me too (insert big SIGH!) wildon - In Answer to Your Quest
	Charlie remember to turn your head when you cough. wildon
	Guaranteed for 5000 rubs...or you get your aching back, back! Better than getting Dave Back? or Charlie's S.
	Charlie S. rub some on your brain I understand it smarts. Of course Dave and Dennis will need bigger jars. wildon
	There is only one way to rub Peggy and that's horizontally. Anon-in case John reads this - La Mesa, Ca.
	When Pamela Anderson needs this stuff for a congested chest - she has to order a lot. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	The original aroma therapy was pretty big in its day. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Wildon's new business venture is nothing to cough at. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	The sequel to The Big Chill actually has an ending this time. Charlie S. - Centennial, CO
	Even though Wildon gave up smoking, he still had a craving for menthol. msquanna
	John bought Peggy something special to wear on their Honeymoon. a new golf bag.
	Amy dreams about a night of wild Passion. wildon
	Dolly Parton's custom product. Amy
	The Moon was full, so Jeannie and Major Nelson have decided to move to larger quarters. wildon
	That's enough Vapo to rub out Wildon. Amy
	Sometimes it just doesn't pay to steal a truck, unless you know what's inside. Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	Gilligan you are suppose to apply vapo-rub gingerly. wildon
	Hopefully the New York Giants won't cough up another football. wildon
	Guaranteed for 5000 rubs...or your aching back! David Winger - Woodland HIlls, CA
	Wildon's starting to rub me the wrong way. msquanna
	You SAVE when you shop Warehouse Club! msquanna
	It's part of Wildon's burial plan...he wants to be preserved in a giant tub of the stuff (keep the coyotes off I suppose) Helen - Yorkshire
	"Now in the new economy size." Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	Special delivery for the Jolly Green Giant. Larry Fishbach - Aurora, OH
	For the winner of the, "Lifetime Supply of Vicks" contest. Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	Special catering arrived for the ECSTASY party. msquanna
	House call for the Jolly Green Giant. Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca
	Wildon,For the answer to the question of last caption.YES!:) DL - S from WI
	Billy Clinton said: This stuff adds fun,good taste and helps your breath when FOOLING AROUND!He knows because it was one of the things he used when he was in office. DL - S from WI
	Wildon, your shipment has arrived. I don't know what you're going to do tomorrow, though! msquanna

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