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"Oops! They say we're in the wrong wedding reception room!"
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
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"You really are sugar and spice and everything nice."
Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca. | |
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The groom feinted when Gloria showed that she could lick ALL the frosting from her face!
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
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"Look on the bright side, it's better than pie in your face."
Coyote Killer - Mojave, Ca. (David clears the bar for the win) | |
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Wally just can't seem to control him "premature" problem.
Chopper - Melrose, MA | |
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At least I didn't get any in your real hair.
Bobbie Pinn | |
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I said on "three".
Kent Kount | |
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You knew I was blind when you married me.
Seymore Kleerly | |
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Did you just say "fork"?
Randy Werds | |
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What? You asked for a smack on the lips.
Yule B. Sorry | |
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"Jesus sayeth to turn the other cheek, so wait here whilst I getteth a banana cream pie." (From the Book of How to Kick-Start a Wedding by Changing Water Into Wine, Chapter 5000, "Apologize by Doing A Loaves and Fishes Trick.")
Poe Knee | |
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Now that you know that I'm really a guy, get the straight razor and give me a shave.
Racer X - Jamaica Plain, MA | |
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Isn't it almost our anniversary?
M.B. | |
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Veil's on backwards.
Tiny Toni - Way to go, David! | |
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"With this fling, I thee wed!"
ShAzAaM - Inspired by David's cap! | |
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"For a girl, you can really take a punch!"
ShAzAaM | |
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"Don't worry, you can have that tooth capped!"
ShAzAaM - Congrats, David! | |
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What do you want? A trophy wife?
Winnie Wynn | |
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"Hors d'oeuvre?"
Boom | |
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"I think I swallowed the little groom from the top of the cake."
Boom | |
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"Sorry. Your dad poked me with his shotgun."
Boom - The Wingman raises the bar! Congrats! | |
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"Yeah, but I got the fly."
Don | |
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"Why are you upset? There's more cake."
Don | |
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"Maybe we should've rehearsed this part."
Don (Nice win, David.) | |
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Get a groom.
Ima Hornee | |
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Just between you and me.
Ryan Seacret | |
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Glad you signed a pre-nup.
Buddy Holymatrimoney - The 4 B4 R mine. | |
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One for the album.
Fay Vorit | |
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Love me as I am.
Willy Sayeyedoo | |
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I'm sorry.
Mary Meeaculpa | |
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This is only the beginning.
Andy Thawtitwazover | |
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What do you mean I'm not getting any? I already have my cake right here! .....Ohhhhhhhh!
Isadora Jarr - Drafty Shack, N.C. | |
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Seriously? You're a lesbian?
O. K. E. Nuff | |
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Okay, now here's a joke for you. I'm not a virgin.
I. Gottago | |
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Too bad. I'm not the one who forgot to take a birth control pill.
I. Kanttakeit | |
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But it matches your dress.
U.R. Turnn | |
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You have something on your cheek.
I. M. Losingit | |
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Who's your sugar daddy?
Peter Shrinking | |
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What did you think I meant when I said "open wide"?
O. Migh | |
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Guess where the knife is?
Mary Thiss | |
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It's not as bad as when you sat in it.
U. Falla Down | |
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Don't be mad, Mom.
Mya Sidezhert | |
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You are no longer my favorite cousin/groom.
Ima Hill-Billy | |
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I love you for your fresh face.
Beau T. Fullovit | |
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It's okay. I only married you for your money.
Ivana D. Inssurance | |
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Is that coconut oil in your hair, Blondie?
Quixote | |
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The cake may be on, but the wedding is OFF!
Ann Greebrighed | |
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I don't suppose you'd like me to get you some wine.
Jack Ouph | |
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A rose by any other name still smells.
Connie Foozhun | |
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Hit me with your best shot.
Bea Klevor | |
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Hello young lady. And who might you be?
Cesar Rompus | |
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It's all for fun, don't you see?
May Kahmeelaff | |
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How do you feel about separate honeymoons?
Noah Kandu | |
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You know how my Parkinson's acts up out of nowhere.
Ima Jurck | |
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Is that the widest you can open your mouth?
Ima Tubiggphoryu | |
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It'll wipe right off. It's sponge cake.
Aneida Shovel | |
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It's about the cake, stupid.
Y. R. U. Missingthepoint | |
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Excuse me, I have to barf.
Hissan Ediot | |
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"Why is that kid laughing at me? Doesn't he know that I spilled water on my pants a few minutes ago?"
Xray | |
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That's what happens when you get married on April Food's Day.
Sly Meh | |
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"Just leave it alone and I'll lick it off later."
Xray | |
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"Is that icing on your face, or did you forget to rince after shaving?"
Xray | |
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"My Barber scribbled on my scalp with his razor.... So? What of it?"
Xray | |
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The bride and DOOM.
Pat - Penna | |
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"But, Jenna, it's your favorite; rum cake."
Spinoza - Kudos to David | |
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"But honey, you look so SWEET!"
Pat - Penna | |
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Very cold reception!
Pat - Penna | |
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"Well, Buster, that's the last 'piece of Kate' that you'll be getting!"
Pat - Penna | |
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I'll never dessert you.
Bub Beye | |
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Did I get it in your cavity?
Ima Dunn - Katchew, LA Tur | |
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Do you need a spreader?
Hugh Tensil | |
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Get it off with your tongue.
Ivana Gohome | |
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Sweet revenge
Evan Stephen | |
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April's fool.
Hugh Sedditt | |
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You need Arabian safety goggles.
Coco Nutts | |
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Want me to put nuts on top?
Dee Voorse | |
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Keepin' it fresh.
Earl Eeon | |
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"I knew this would happen! Your 5 o'clock shadow arrived before the guests!"
msquanna - Dave reaches new heights! Congrats | |
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Nobody doesn't like it, Sara Lee.
U. R. Inspiring - Low, Cal | |
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Here's cookin' at you!
Ima Next | |
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Shut your pie hole.
Mya Tern | |
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I aim to please.
Buck Shott | |
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You liked it last night.
Flavor Flav | |
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Half-baked idea.
Mary Wanna | |
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Is that a tier in your eye?
Slap Happee - Butte, Mountanna | |
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Shaving face.
Ray Zohr | |
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Now put the cherry on top of my piece.
E. Temmup | |
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What a crumby thing to do!
Kay Kuh - Inyoface, AL | |
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Don't work yourself into a lather about it.
Jill Ette | |
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Smear Campaign
Polly Tishion - Washington, A.C.D.C. | |
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Sorry! I thought you were SOMEONE ELSE!
GRIKE | |
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I've always creamed of this day.
Bea Erd - Closet, GA | |
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Well it beats a COLONOSCOPY, doesn't it?
GRIKE | |
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You want a piece of me?
kiki - David gets the jump on his competition! | |
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GESUNDHEIT!
GRIKE - YAY for David! | |
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Cake should never be eaten with your fingers.
Olive - Congratulations, David! | |
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Don't move. I missed a spot
Norm | |
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Sorry, but I promised my mother I'd do it
Norm | |
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Ready for the ice cream?
Norm | |
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Creepy, very creepy.
Syb | |
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"We can't leave until I find out where the boys hid my handcuffs and whip."
Xray | |
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All of a sudden, this has become a very STICKY situation!
Pat - Penna | |
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"Did you have to embarrass me by wearing a WHITE wedding dress?"
Xray | |
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Jane secretly wishes she had a beard and mustache.
Xray - - Congrats to high jumper David!! | |
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Unfortunately for Bill, that night, Brenda had her first sugar induced headache!
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
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"I hope you find the sofa comfortable."
Pat - Penna | |
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He's getting an ICEing look.
Pat - Penna | |
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Looks like he just put the icing on the KATE!
Pat - Penna | |
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After 10 years of dating Suzie, Fred suddenly realized he had finally been whipped!
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
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"Don't you EVER call me your little CUPCAKE again!"
Pat - Penna | |
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Boy, does she ever look FROSTED!
Pat - Penna | |
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Many divorced couples now wish that 'for fatter or for thinner' would have been part of the marriage contract!
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA (Thanks M.B., much appreciated) | |
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It was a typical Hollywood wedding. The cake lasted longer than the marriage!
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
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And your "Edith" caption is OUTSTANDING!!!!
M.B. - High-flying David! | |
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"Too bad! You'll never really know why they call me the 'best man'!
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
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Finally! Bob COULD have his cake and Edith too!
David Winger - Woodland Hills (Thanks everyone.) | |
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SECOND!!!
M.B. | |
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Do you really think you're getting lucky tonight? Larry Fishbach - Aurora, OH |